Sam Longhurst

[Sam Longhurst @SamLonghurst]

@wolfalicemusic We land in Prague for a stag tomorrow! Come join us 🍺

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Timothée Chalamet would’ve fucking loved getting a question on the red carpet off Tubes from Soccer AM, maybe more than anyone ever.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.

My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.

He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.

I looked at the device.

Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.

I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.

So I didn’t give him the password.

Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.

I set up a captive portal.

I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.

Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.

He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.

My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."

I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.

We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.

But we had a secure perimeter.

You’re welcome for the compliance.

[Josh Earl @JoshJamesEarl]

@WestHam Jarrod Bowen must feel like that one human actor in the Muppets films

[Sam Longhurst @SamLonghurst]

@George_StLedger Starred

[G @Gideoomatic]

#JustToMakeMeFeelBetter

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box

[lizzie mackarel @lizziemackarel]

one of the saddest stills in the history of moving images

[autist @litteralyme0]

When I see bro during an exam sitting there like this and knowing he’s absolutely cooked

[seb @sebirodz]

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

the lambs:

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

The people yearn for Operation Metro 24/7 1200 Tickets

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

calenderheads peep february 2026. you dont see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

trying to find 2 equally aged nike socks

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

March: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
April: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
May: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
June: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
July: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
August: “I can’t wait to watch my team play”
September:

[Chris @citehchris]

got asked if i have a printer and now im like what if i bought a printer and became the friend with a printer? come on over big dog let’s have a beer and print those documents for you

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

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