sam johnson

Lakeland college class of 86’ NACC baseball enjoyer

[Scott “Long Cut” Amstrong @ScottyABaseball]

Crazy Facebook marketplace find #NACCtion

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Already got a new Smokey statue up? Would be a real shame if it ended up in my room tonight #challengeaccepted #whoops

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

@Schneefersss @JoeShmo_sports I agree bob

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Currently 12:13pm in Knoxville. scouting out chicks in a Jimmy John’s, opened the weather app 4x, “Ouu shi” 6x, chicks talked to 1x (she called the cops) #justgettingstarted

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

What’s worse, eating ass or kissing an Indian girl? #lank

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Dudes pushing 40 btw #obliterate

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

@NACCLover Welcome to the dirty L @SugarDiaz39

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

When I want a random stranger to uber me I’d rather have their real name not their fuckin gamertag #nuke

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

@NaacKnower67 Hey Thomas I know your balls are still tucked away in your stomach but when are you gonna start going by Tom? #RetardsOfWisconsin

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

First time in first class does it come with a blow job? #milehighclub

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Guess my roommate didn’t feel like going to class today #nukehim

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Fuck bro so you’re telling me my 24 year old fake from Wyoming won’t work? #cooked

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

0 fucks given for this #queer

[Ronald “Bag” Burgundy @RonBagBurgundy]

I dont give a fuck nigga

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Drove 2 hours just to get #blueballed by a tinder broad. Guess she didn’t dig the Subaru #drytug

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Damn I turn 40 in 2 days… only got a couple days of my youth left #balluptop

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

@JoeShmo_sports couldn’t fathom

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

@JoeShmo_sports Pass the rock #homosexual

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Attention freshman: if you want to become a #pussymagnet wear a beer brand shirt and pajama pants to class #lank

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Can’t wait for parents weekend. Might have to show some freshman how the class of 86’ takes care of business

[sam johnson @SamMFjohnson]

Nuke the whole fucking generation