Sam Madsen

Living my best life

[Sam Madsen @SamMadsen10]

@maccas the worst thing you’ve done is make it one item only per order when redeeming points on the app! Ridiculous!

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@SirGivesNoFux @DirtySweetStyle @ThrillaRilla369 Spoiler alert, some Mums pay child support to the Dads! Kids should be entitled to the same standard of living at each house they have to spend time at. Not their fault the adults couldn’t work their shit out!

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@Jenny_1884 I just scan as I go around the shop, pay through my app and walk out! Best way to shop!

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@elucydate @MandyLynnMN @Mochievous There is most certainly a fee! It’s $100 with Virgin

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@fuzzywuzzy39 @paulineg33 @kevlondon4 They do at the hospital I work in, in Australia! It’s a joke as they have to pay for free to air channels!

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@jackmrss1 @BLAIMGame We could sit around a table but got kicked out if we stood and danced on the spot! 🤪🤪

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@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Sniffs it through a cane on a supersonic plane ✈️

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@StokeyyG2 Because for some of us another drink will kill us but also if we dare to go to a pub it’s so much easier to have a pretend alcoholic drink!! 0% beers are a saviour and stop all the questions about why we don’t drink!!

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@streetwormtv @thechosenberg QLD in Australia! Make a sandwich and there’s ants on the chopping board before you’ve finished! Old house though and not so sealed windows etc!

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@RorkePamela @CaptRammbo @petemorristwit You don’t have to pay for any of those things in Australia but you can choose to have private health insurance that would cover these options so you can give birth in a private hospital. Totally free for those of us that don’t choose private.

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@Buckers2016 They do! 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@mcgr00 @cctvidiots 40kph?! Most residential streets have a 50kph limit in Australia apart from school zones which are 40! He wasn’t speeding!

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@SoVeryBritish Shush she’s here….

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@SoVeryBritish Kitty’s down!

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@anon_opin In Oz they’re in the laundry!!

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@clownworld Just use the app

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@SoVeryBritish Sausage butty!!!

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@englandcricket I’m married to an Aussie. It’s terrible 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@ynwa1971 @englandcricket Because people took the piss and used them for cramps!

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@awelder @JaneCaro Yeah not every private school! 🙄