Sam “Handy Man” Martin

Drake Maye. | Hurricane Betty Connoisseur | Elizabeth Warren is a hag | FUCK New York | Bud light is BACK.

[aaron @stockxsucks]

are angel shots a Halloween drink or something? every girl I talked to at the bar ordered one

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Good morning Vietnam!

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@DrEricMill And Thot daughter cuts the lead to 42.

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Stomping on these hoes tdy #kachigga

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Eat dick pussy

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Hooked up with my ex #wifedat ?

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@hawkeyelvr69 Congrats @HenryFloydQB

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@AndronioBrown Dear AB,

For clarification purposes, retired or retarded?

Best Regards,
The Handy Man

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@NedUSAStones Thanks Ned, will do!

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The ex lady wants to meet up tn for “closure.”

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@heatdaddy69420 You might be the worst better I’ve ever seen

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Me versus me. I like us. #howsyaMotha

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@AndronioBrown @AB84 Dead serious.

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@AndronioBrown @AB84 Hey @AndronioBrown. I’ll see you there!

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@colinushkowitz Translation: I have a tiny cock

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#tactical

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In the process of quitting zyns when my boy shows up to the bar with 12 mg mango Lucys

Moral of the story: You never bite the hand that feeds you

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What’s with all these bad bitches being terrible kissers? My senior year of hs hu and now current Twin Peaks worker… I’m talking about you. #nuke

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You got the ringer at the 5 to make this a nice balanced and nutritious roster. Well played 👏

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I’m balls deep in you. @heatdaddy69420