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actor, musician, bitch

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Idk how much yall fuck with oceans but I was absolutely abused by some waves today. I was violated by that salty water. Thought n prayers pls

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@chicago thank you for booting my car after not notifying me about the overdue tickets that apparently weren’t a part of my existing payment plan. Worst city to own a car in. Absolute racket.

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@BossPennyP @NaderDIssa How do you simultaneously insult and defend the same children.

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!https://t.co/GcGl8ov2dA

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@relaxitsokaybb Everybody pray for @relaxitsokaybb. My oldest brother and I have significant others, yet Charles remains maidenless.

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X?????

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Like that’s too many times

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It’s fucked up how much we gotta brush our teeth

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Just checking does anyone else agree that nothing in the world even comes close to the golden coast?

I can think of like 10 places that are cooler.

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Aggressively Chicago headline

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

Former Chicago Bulls star Ben Gordon has pleaded guilty to battering two security guards at the former Rock 'n' Roll McDonalds.

https://t.co/LeHO6SgTk1

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@ChicagoCritter @CWBChicago Some wildly ignorant comments in this thread. Jesus Christ.

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My Alexa timer went off and I said bless you

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@kaybonne It’s always a delight to see your dad’s posts 😂

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My favorite genre of facebooker is woke dad

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

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@erinmariebrooks What the hell 😂😂

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Ffs stop tweeting or retweeting spoilers to an episode that came out last night pls

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@mrtrinavega @agracia623 Garbage take

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@h3h3productions Yes because assaulting women wasn’t enough…?

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@Darmandorf I knew it

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HOW TF WE GOT A COIN SHORTAGE.
WHERE DID THEY GO

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@relaxitsokaybb Woah I’m having extreme nostalgia