Sam Maurer

•but first, some rebellion• 🏳️‍🌈 •if I was born as a blackthorn tree, I'd wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies•

[Chris Motionless @ChrisMotionless]

Still here
Count the years
FUCK A TOMBSTONE

[miri @mishtimere]

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

[sᴀɴ ✨🎧| ✈️ OFFKAI 💛 @sansinvt]

I’m sorry.

In October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell.

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

at this point fuck it let’s just do jurassic park. who cares

[TodayInHistoRhea @2dayInHistoRhea]

I don’t mourn him, he long wore out his welcome with me, but his passing leaves me feeling like Sam watching the Elves head west. The sadness isn’t for him, but for the end of something grand and distant, from a time when icons felt mythic and none were grander than Hulk Hogan

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️

Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸

[Triple H @TripleH]

You cannot teach what Jey Uso has…His connection to our audience, his passion, his charisma…and generations of this business running through his veins.

Jey @WWEUsos is your new World Heavyweight Champion. Congratulations…and…

🙌YEET🙌

[glow moss @tolecrien]

taking off your work pants and putting them on the floor and then picking your bed pants up off the floor feels so good

[Sam Maurer @SamMaurer07]

@bnkstmt @LMRTour @RheaRipley_WWE northern lights suplex 🤌✨

[Gabbie @sindelchan]

sorry i forgot to text you back, i also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better

[chance @chanceposts]

are we sure the only way out is through? did anyone double-check

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

A pastor gave a sermon about kindness, and now she's getting death threats. This is what I mean about things getting bad quickly.

[erika @yeeeerika]

omg hey quick question when does it stop?

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Swearing in the first Black woman president on MLK Jr. day would’ve gone so hard. This country really screwed up

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Minute one: Experiencing severe and debilitating withdrawals

[Cali @calidaysay]

Tried counting sheep, but now I'm emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

[WWE @WWE]

RHEA RIPLEY DID IT!!!

#RawOnNetflix