Sam Niemann

Building | Chicago, IL

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@IsabelHalfCaff Happy to tomorrow if you still haven’t gotten a picture!

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Bleume has hit new sales records the last 4 consecutive months AND reached profitability in June 🤯

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@IsabelHalfCaff INSANE

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March was Bleume’s best month ever.

Then we beat it in April.

Then we doubled April’s number in May.

And now June is about to beat May.

🤯

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A well established fertilizer brand sent out an email today with an ai generated picture of Kendall Jenner holding their product… seems like a great way to get sued

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Update: still ripping

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I have never sold more than 7 bottles of Bleume on Amazon in a single day … until yesterday when I randomly sold 24

[Sam Niemann @SamNiemann]

I have never sold more than 7 bottles of Bleume on Amazon in a single day … until yesterday when I randomly sold 24

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50k views … I’ll take it

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@Stealx @orkamichael @drinklaurels @IsabelHalfCaff is the goat

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@Michaelfiore @DanReese21 I’ll send you a few bottles of my houseplant fertilizer (https://t.co/EBil8UnJ4P) if you want to give away a years supply of fertilizer

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@rob_ocarroll @ChipotleTweets Or alive 😂

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@ChipotleTweets pov eating my chipotle burrito and there was a literal rock inside

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First time in New York and can confirm NYC tap water lived up to the hype

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@IsabelHalfCaff Matcha latte is a 10/10!

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@IsabelHalfCaff Goods secured

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@IsabelHalfCaff In that case on my way to foxtrot

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We didn’t have cable growing up, so I mostly watched PBS cartoons after school while my mom made dinner

I must have heard "This show was made possible by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting” thousands of times over the years

Everything is such a bummer

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@IsabelHalfCaff Omg 😭😭