Sam Noblet

“what do you think the average IQ of this place is Marty?”

[Sam Noblet @SamNoblet]

@MaxPreps @GamecockSoftbll @AspenBoulware @war_eagle_sball @mostlysports name submission for the women’s sports names list

[Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker @mostlysports]

This is what the first goal of the Stanley Cup Final sounded like if you were watching on WRTV in Indianapolis

In 49 other states (and Canada) it’s just the Cup

[Sam Noblet @SamNoblet]

“Don’t think the media will buy the ‘analytically speaking’ comment today”

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

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[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: A DC pollster just texted me “it’s over” after Donald Trump’s speech today where he called “affordability” a “line of bullshit.”

There is not one Republican lawmaker who is up in 2028 that didn’t just shit their pants. He just gave Democrats the perfect ad.

[Shane Bacon @shanebacon]

Watching Rory at Augusta is what it feels like to watch Jordan Spieth during every round of golf he plays at every golf course.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The fact that they’ll implement automatic draft registration but not automatic voter registration says a lot.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

MAGA is now like "I'll take mean tweets, $8 gas and nuclear war over gender neutral restrooms any day"

[Sam Noblet @SamNoblet]

@RealCGriff The day Mark posts a picture at a restaurant with his family and Connor’s mom is going to be epic

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

Sarah Strong shot 2 free throws or less in 21 of their 39 games. 53% of their games

She had 4 FTA last night

Sarah has only taken MORE than 4 FTs in 4 games. (10% of their games$

Geno acting like last night was an anomaly is pathetic. Your players simply dont get to the line

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Geno a ho

[Cole Cubelic @colecubelic]

UConn tonight was held under 50 points for the 3rd time in 171 NCAA Tournament games...

2 of the 3 have been vs South Carolina.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Trump is responsible for the long TSA lines

[Sam Noblet @SamNoblet]

@JeffDLowe @EBoKnowss My take: moments can be stand up moments while you are already standing. Count it as 2! If they were stand alone moments, both would be stand up

[TJ @TJHitchings]

Siena should sub their whole lineup out rn and send 5 fresh guys out there

[Sam Noblet @SamNoblet]

@EBoKnowss you were adamant on @mostlysports a week ago to bet against Troy cause the Sun Belt stunk. Thank you sir🫡

[Vannzee @thevannzee]

What a fire shirt. 🔥

“And on the seventh day, God made the MAC a two bid league.”

[Hunter Kozak 🧦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @HunterEKozak]

Insane that my wife got fired because this loser thought that her job was too “DEI”. Her job, btw, at USAID was determining if companies we traded with overseas were using slave labor or abusing workers.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

A 16 YEAR OLD JUST RAN 9.88 IN THE 100m.

@CEKing_Football’s Dillon Mitchell, 16-year-old high school sophomore, just BLAZED THHE TRACK running 9.88 in the 100m?

🤯🤯🤯🤯 @2uperman2 @rg37v7

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

This war is costing a billion dollars a day. In one fucking month we will spend more over there than we needed to save healthcare for more than 2 million Americans. They literally are taking away your food and your healthcare for this regime change war of choice.

[Ruben Gallego @RubenGallego]

Trump ran on exposing the pedophiles and stopping wars. Trump is now protecting the pedophiles and starting wars. #maga