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retired twitter baddie • why be hot now when I can be a milf later

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In my English class we get credit for bringing in a “rough draft” for someone else in my class to peer edit

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@ezawaso @taiwo2turnt Thanks for putting in the effort to see I made my account in 2012. Boots on the ground journalism

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Updated this hoe & no more dark blue theme?? I hate you Elon i really do

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If it was mine it was never yours

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Giving weasels that animal name is like naming your daughter Gertrude

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This is who you’re calling a ‘weasel’ btw

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Weasels are so cute for such a chopped name

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@Chris__Aldana It always gives life a lil zest

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It’s cool to see who’s moms are milfs #happymothersday

[Larry Lassiter @KingLarrythe3rd]

Alien Vs Predator but the predator is actually just Donald Trump

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Idk how to explain this but the world started going downhill after Twitter got dark mode

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While god is trying to heal me the devil is coercing my ex to send snap memories of us

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Yes Instagram, I liked that one reel that one time so I would now like that creator to fill my timeline completely

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Perfect amount of yearn going on this season

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@Chris__Aldana My fav pic of all time. It’s the guy in the back that brings the aura 🤌

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#NewProfilePic

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I gotta stop tweeting whilst ham sammied

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I love a good public burner account

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Twitter seems like my dark notes app now to say whatever I feel since no one goes on here

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I hate when someone is a homewrecker but also gorgeous, like bb you could totally have your own man you don’t need mine 😭