kels

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[fishious @fishquichee]

‘A little bird told me’? Well a huge fat one told me something else

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

the amc employee leading me out of the 5 hour Wicked double feature

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Team Conrad.

[✭ kate @jaafcrs]

"mum why am i named last 8 minutes of season 3 episode 6 of the summer i turned pretty?"

[sabunny @mama_moons]

inventor of pink lemonade: yes exactly the same but cute and for the girls

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

How it feels watching "Desperate Housewives" for the first time

[Karim @Kmart_realism]

Are french bulldogs actually french? They seem kinda Puerto Rican

[arianators wildin @arianatorswildt]

mac miller was so real

[sum 𓆌 @sumgarf]

“we want grandkids” best I can do is Nicki’s monster verse

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[lauren @winonaddict]

as summer nears its end, their power grows

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[miss philadelphia @mewmewikki]

The inside out characters inside of me…

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

Zach 🤝 random baby

(🎥: giordanadagostino on tiktok)

[Semler @gracebaldridge]

I’m so annoyed that Evelyn Hugo isn’t real. I can’t even look up a photo of her and Celia??? This is why I don’t read.

[trash jones @jzux]

“what are you bringing to the party” one piece of gossip that will tear the party apart

[araña @xanathgum]

i want to eat healthy but the parasites that want hot cheetos cant stop whispering to me

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

this is how I feel after getting a fun little drink