sam parzych

still holding out hope for a quarter life growth spurt

[Tyler @tyler_cov]

Gays don’t fight dirty enough. If I was the CEO of Grindr, you’d all be waking up to a link with a list of each and every one of those politicians’ accounts with screenshots to go with them.

Like they are acting funny. So we need to get hilarious.

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

@alliehurry I have literally never heard of this man

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

Wait a minute the Teletubbies are all 18? Wtf

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

Guys I’m famous I have the same birthday as the Teletubbies

[Dr. Marcus H. Johnson @marcushjohnson]

I don’t really wanna hear anything about riots or Maxine Waters when 3 months ago Republicans tried to OVERTHROW THE US FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

[Jonah Furman @JonahFurman]

Chauvin is the 7th on-duty cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of around 15,000 police killings in that time.

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

@HeyJosuePonce @Ms_PeKu Absolute PAIN

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

I stg if I see one more person cut open a bell pepper, fill it with cream cheese and some type of meat, and call it a sandwich I will flip a table.

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

@HeyJosuePonce Freakin facts

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

@gabslheureux 🤢

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

Do you ever just wonder what goes through a man’s mind... (context I’ve never even met this man)

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

Lesson learned tonight: never fight a Florida man #ufc257

[sam parzych @SamParzych]

So, uh, if there’s a Joseph Auckley out there who ordered a paint by number from Winnie’s Picks... I have your order

[TK Kuegler @TKKuegler]

Article by the great @SamParzych - https://t.co/d6fiwKkRzs - telling the story of the importance of #brand partnerships - thinking about #GrowthHacking in a different way over at @influencelogic