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If Twitter dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Tweets at each other.

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@VisibleThink The heck did you do for work?

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There's a mark on my desk blotter, so that's going to bother me for the next 27 days of this month.

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@Convokid22 Sounds about right 😂

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*Calls company to settle an issue.*

Automated Operator: "Hello. How may I assist you?"

Me: "Speak to agent."

AO: "Yes. But I can help you. What are you calling about today?"

Me: "Speak to agent."

AO: "All right."

That's how the war between humans and the machines starts.

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@sleepgoood I definitely add more bass to my voice with each request 🤣

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@TinyTattedMama3 @vuse_lover Glad I'm not the only one 😂😂

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@alonna_lee An album cover.

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@TinyTattedMama3 Oh geez...ughh. It'll be all right ❤️

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That Tiafoe/Arnaldi match. This sport is something else. #FrenchOpen

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Currently enjoying Mozart's entire musical library while on hold on the phone.

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@froggienana

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Ordered a shot of espresso in my XL black coffee, so we'll see if I go on a "Forrest Gump" cross-country run later.

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@thebiblioblonde You know it 🙂

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Whenever I catch a whiff of sunscreen, I'm immediately transported, mentally, either poolside or on a beach with an umbrella beverage in my hand.

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I'd be fine with going back to Friday afternoon and restarting the weekend.

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Is this f*cking team kidding me right now or what. #RepBX

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How the hell is it June tomorrow.

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@Convokid22 🍹🌊

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@yourunicorn42 Chlorine, too! 😅