sam riley

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@jimmyfallon Are you in a crowded room, do you want to fart loudly and everyone laugh at you, or just the one who laughs awkwardly when others fart? Farts are so vivid that no one can claim them.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Pretty crazy how phones used to ring and we’d answer them. #WeTweet

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@bod_republic Are you a cowboy or a cowboy?

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@bfcarlson Are you ready to have daily diarrhea for the next three months or daily constipation for the next three months? Drink lots of water.

@hunkaeprom

[Benjamin Carlson @bfcarlson]

Think about what’s being done to your dopamine levels on a daily basis and then watch this. In 1958, Aldous Huxley predicted a form of dictatorship that would rely not on force, but propaganda—and addiction.

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@elonmusk As long as dawn appears before sunset, as long as you arrive before finishing out of class.

@abimele_23

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@yerimua Are you ready to be a tree or spend the rest of your life in a tree?

[tu bratz favorita @yerimua]

Odio no tener visa😫

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@bod_republic Only when you are alive but without a soul will you understand the meaning of life and death!

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@Insideandria I think the brightest smile in my life might be my computer screen.

@rinadobrunaj1

[Katïnå👄Alęxândria @Insideandria]

FASHION NOVA, ACT LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE AND STOP CURSING ON MY PHONE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@bfcarlson Whenever you have to fart or pee every day, are you ready to tell the people around you?

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@bod_republic When people think, God laughs, when subordinates think, the boss gets angry, and when children think, adults worry.

@JoelWongKS

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@garyvee Are you in a crowded room, do you want to fart loudly and everyone laugh at you, or just the one who laughs awkwardly when others fart? Farts are so vivid that no one can claim them.

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

having so much fun with the Doodles discord

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@TaraReid @bertong_ginhawa @KamanCaca @BariVijaybari His eyebrows slide to the bottom page. Don't you hate it when this happens?

[sam riley @SamRiley098]

@TaraReid @bertong_ginhawa @KamanCaca Only when you are alive but without a soul will you understand the meaning of life and death!

@BariVijaybari