@pauzlyn @BearsNationCHI Out of any team in the league to change to you chose the worst😢welcome to being overly excited for the season to start and then wishing it would end after 6 weeks… glad to have you haha. I do hope for good things to come soon though!
@b_mathemagician@FOX19Joe I read that the ambulance was in the parking lot waiting for his mom to ride with him… hopefully that’s true and she can be along with him
@BearsTroll69 @ErikLambert1 Well… you can’t expect a team that in the past 15 years hasn’t had a franchise QB to rely on the pass game, to not pay running running backs when we are Rushing/RPO offense majority of the time. Montgomery is perfect for our situation and has a deep passion for the game.
Populous—
Word has reached camp that an old tabloid article of my adolescent exploitations has been resurfaced from a decade prior.
Though the same pleasures of caressing bosom jubblies exists, I am focused on the task at hand.
I shall caress when the task is complete.
—MT
@MonsterEnergy on behalf of all #Khaos lovers....
We are all disappointed in the new Khaos rendition ‘Khaotic’... please bring back Khaos and let us have our morning juice back
I think it was rude of you to discontinue this flavor without consulting us first...🤣
#khaosreturns
Me and my fiancé at @tacobell :
Me: want anything?
Her: no
*orders*
Her: can I try your chalupa?
Me *glaring in absolute disappointment*
“Sure I guess”
*tries MY chalupa*
*thinks MY chalupa is nasty and spits MY chalupa onto the highway*
*washes it down with MY Baja blast*
@arnell_tm What if the big dinosaur they have in the Smithsonian was actually Jesus and whoever the first person to translate the Bible was, got the word for dinosaur wrong and accidentally wrote “human”. Which explains why they never found Jesus’ bones. CAUSE THEYVE BEEN IN THE MUSEUM
The one.
The only.
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