PaSam PaSam

this is a true & foolish story

[PaSam PaSam @SamSamjcollins]

me literally every morning these days

[aki HOTD SPOILERS @alphalicent]

a negroni sbagliato… with prosecco in it

[Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1]

"Don't worry babe, we'll get her in the bogs later"

[julie @juliesacunt]

Holy fucking shit. She was in heaven. She was in heaven and they tore her out. I’m going to cry. They thought they were saving her. She was in HEAVEN

[just a @F466OT]

I kept a little list of all you thirsty gay boys saying she was washed the week this came out

[gas station boner pill 🔞 @sapphyrnidae95]

The pope wants you 🫵🏻 to write smutty fanfic from the heart

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

What if we got some fries for the table?

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

It’ll take a bit of scheduling, but she’s rested and ready.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai

[leon @skyferrori]

this was gay song of the damn century

[j,xoxo $⃝ @SlayyytersClit]

chudai xcx

[izack @thatguyuptown]

i'm crying so bad he really started off by saying "we know it looks like a butt plug" 😭

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖍 @Cxctuz1]

Madonna chose Gay Son & Thot Daughter

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Like Gordon Brown, I think history will be a lot kinder to Keir Starmer than contemporary reactions.

[himbo in training @jelle_deh]

god announces bible will contain both an old and new testament