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Software Engineer
💻 @alx_africa

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How i feel training older people at work

[Akira @Akir_a997]

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[NARCISSIST @YUNGJIZZY19]

When I’m in the middle of performing brain surgery and ChatGPT tells me I’m out of image uploads

[XENI @viperelitex]

When bro keeps talking about relationships instead of ways to make more money

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Her male best friend of 10 years when you buy her 2 drinks and fuck her in the parking lot

[Juanito Sánchez  @ReDesconfiado]

El alacran que picó a mi esposa, ya se encuentra fuera de peligro, gracias a Dios 🙏🏼.

[Tekee @Tekeee]

college is basically being unemployed but your parents respect it

[tear @tearrxv]

I feel bad for people than can’t do stuff on their own like bro eating outside by urself isnt embarrassing

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having an unemployed friend to text during work is so important. They’re like the window in your prison cell.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

You don’t find your purpose. You build it, brick by brick, mistake by mistake.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

POV: The professor opening my exam realizing he's the dragon warrior

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.

[masha @masha_slp]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr