sam siemer

CU 2021

[sam siemer @SamSiemer]

Lol got kicked off the field and got a card for making chicken noises in our indoor soccer game 🐔🐔🐔 #sorryIwasraisedinafarmtownIcanthelpit

[ian @itsianraymond]

my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay

[donald boat @laserboat999]

People don’t gulp when theyre in danger like they used to anymore

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i landed on the spectrum then i freaked it

[David Bather Woods @dbatherwoods]

New Plato’s cave just dropped https://t.co/iV2cNvFkHD

[abby govindan @abbygov]

these violent religious extremists hijacked a plane and held the passengers hostage

[phatjuicycoochie @phatjuicykooter]

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR THIS WEEK!????!??!!???!?

[jailine @xojqxo]

& to all my friends i don’t text on a regular basis bc i am the shittest texter ever, i genuinely love u all w all my heart <3 i’d do anything and everything for u all <3 except text u back

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

“No worries if not!”

[living morganism 🌱 @ok_girlfriend]

breaking: all lives matter crowd shocked and upset to discover that all votes matter

[uuuuh @mHow250]

I mean it’s really a cult, it’s not even about his presidency anymore. We didn’t see stuff like this for Romney. We didn’t see this for McCain. We didn’t see this for Bush. They’ve made Trump their entire personality solely bc of his hatred for others.

[Jarod Facundo @dorajfacundo]

Michigan deserves another Great Lake 😌👌

[chib @chibleee]

animals R so funny u can name a cat apple iphone 2 and he dont know wat goin on lol

[sam siemer @SamSiemer]

@mcbren13 Delete your account

[the peoples champ @BrettMau5]

It’s disgusting that these teens don’t care that there’s a PANDEMIC going on and they’re having a pool party!!