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@secretlawesome @pansrighthand @missrobinson Just drink water out of a glass like a normal person and get on with your day.

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@LeilaniNorman1 Women’s single sex spaces are not the reward for chopping your dick and balls off.

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@trashemiX 😂😂😂

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@trashemiX Fantastic humour! You’ve got a follow! Please, more videos like this.

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@STILLTish Isn’t it? He’s such a seething, angry mess.

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@DarlingtonUnion @WingsScotland Solidarity to you all ��️

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@francisfacade @ravi__ravioli @bumlon95 @missrobinson Further south…

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@visegrad24 Imagine being seated next to this lunatic at a dinner party… There isn’t enough wine in the world to numb yourself against her insane rantings.

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@JaneBond462 @luinalaska He’s been robbed. An absolute unit.

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@luinalaska @wil_da_beast630 On the edge of my seat for this.

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@ProfessProfess @luinalaska Absolutely fantastic! Let me know if you need first hand volcano 🌋 knowledge for your curriculum. I live near an active, absolute whopper of a unit volcano.

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@pansrighthand @missrobinson I’m in the Mediterranean so summer temperatures regularly reach over 100°f. No need for a big sippy cup but am always offered water in a glass wherever I go. I return the favour.

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@dragqueenjp @fran3kly @mahaaaay Pimple patches are capitalism’s dick, you utter moron.

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@cranberrykewch @kleopatra_19 @missrobinson Your 4 litre water stretched stomachs are like a damn camel.

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@s____p______ Alcohol in moderation as an aperitivo and then with dinner.

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@DreANDreshow True. Little rest and then back at work from 4.00 - 8.00pm. We’re finishing work whilst you’re comatose in your fleecy onsies with your sippy cups in front of the TV. After work, a seafood dinner with wine and home by 10.30.

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@ImmaS66162 Love your witty posts! 💐

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@kara73872111 @Pyrorufus @wtflanksteak Social and cultural niceties and norms just go right over your socially inept head, don’t they.

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@DrGrumpy @RichardDawkins Absolutely.

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@kara73872111 @wtflanksteak Etiquette. Without it we’re American.