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@trickrider @iam6foot6 @Eggman85 @beantowndancer @Jim_Jordan Idk what drugs you on to give you this warped of a reality but I want some.

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@MRulebooks @BeyerJosh @Peter_Bukowski With an average of 31 yards, even with his 109 yard KOR those are not good stats

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@TheTamanian @MegaMetang @I_doubt_it @DesignationSix @Jeff_Davis1808 So you prefer to be a simp for the British empire? Niiiiice

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@Ishouldalistend @chilberg11 @charlie_savage @highbrow_nobrow @lukebroadwater You really gonna be that dumb on a Sunday night? Shoo

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@SavvySpark @bennyfranks5 @marcelloup @torriangray 20 bucks says the wife found the photographer on either Instagram or in a church group. The photographers have this shit at the ready, this is 100% a woman’s doing.

We can barely match our own fucking socks let alone an entire family of 4 lmao

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@TheMcQueenScene Nah, it’s the opposite of lame actually. It’s effective. Drug addictions are mental illness, it’s the same destructive tendencies as gambling addictions or alcoholism. But we throw one in jail and the others in a support group.

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@fathercay @deplorabletbs40 @CollinRugg @elonmusk Well yeah, bolsonaro copied the Republican playbook and now he’s holed up in fucking Orlando while his troglodytes are smearing poop on their respective governing body’s walls.

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@TheTamanian @I_doubt_it @DesignationSix Bro what? The fuck are you on?

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@ford_georgeanne @DPGRAY1962 Don’t you have a basement in the UK you can crawl back into? Sheesh reading your twitter feed is like taking a stroll through amphetamine island

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@TheTamanian @I_doubt_it @DesignationSix So? He fought for both armies what’s even your point?

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@teapartytempest @tigerninety @ybrenden @MorePerfectUS You ever try calling the irs? After sitting on hold I’d love to hear your argument for not hiring more administrative employees.

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@ybrenden @MorePerfectUS Bruh no they do not.

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@TheMcQueenScene As someone who spent a ton of time in the world of addiction I can say it’s not as fast and loose as people like to say it is.

A ton of it boils down to how we treat drugs and addicts in this country. We push absurd amounts of opiates onto people then wonder why fentanyl is big

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@solo_pico @kpagels2 @WParistocrotus @DLEAVITT11 @ACTBrigitte Must not understand the state of our current rental market

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@jward5505 @StarChidia @Jim_Jordan Lmao what a muppet. You’re wrong Joe. But no amount of telling you how wrong you are is gonna work

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@TYoder83 @AnnaMargaretAp1 @GuntherEagleman Yeah crazy how the secret service and the police aren’t under the same orders. So weird.

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@DC_Draino Further proof that you don’t need to be smart to be a lawyer

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@BeezlyKre @TheSGTJoker

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@LaParkasChair @TheSGTJoker Good luck on your journey. Once you’ve evolved from recovering to recovered it makes laughing about these jokes feel a little less terrible