Samuel Spann

I'm a 67 year old artist, musician, professional curmudgeon, and disciple of Jesus trapped in the body of a 23 year old engineering student.

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

My dad is 51 & pursuing a modeling career; I’ve never seen him happier. He’s just hoping to blow up. Twitter, meet my dad!

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

If you’re thinking about watching Steve Martin and Martin Short’s An Evening You’ll Forget for the Rest of Your Life on #Netflix ——do it. It is just so delightful to see two friends still up and at ‘em so late into their twilight years... @SteveMartinToGo #nevertoooldtobefunny 😉

[Ash @smartAshGreen]

*cough* @SamSpann *cough* https://t.co/O5dSlUaKCi

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

June XXIII | #SpannFam2018 https://t.co/W9LTZb2Rfp

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

Aw man, ya’ll caught me flexin | #weouthere #gotthatjuice #blessed @ Arkansas State University https://t.co/7PSPl7WRcm

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

Build a coffee table in your living room they said. It’ll be fun they said.... @ Arkansas State… https://t.co/nyGExLVEN8

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

When you’re Jamaican and see someone you know...

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

When other people are trying to enjoy their Saturday but you have a Luchador mask and too much… https://t.co/teuy1F3FKU

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

This is why I can't have nice things.

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

You know, I'm sure my friends would think a lot less of me if they found my secret recipe for buffalo chicken fries and frito hor d'oeuvres

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

@smartAshGreen It's almost as bad as what I thought smh meant....@smartAshGreen

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

That's cool @arkansasstate I didn't want to use the internet anyway.... #cpwififiasco… https://t.co/XUvobXOM3v

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

I'm winning. The wifi reaches my hammock. I. Am. Winning. #theoffice #kammock #ineedasnackthough… http://t.co/jbZ7y3XIg0

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

Well, what's the point of being Vice President of student government if I can't put a murphy bed in the student success center!?!? #ozarka

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

So, @Jtwood_07 just told me to play the drums in the worship service like Coldplay would. And to that I say #huzzah and #godblessyou

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

Cookie-dough pie. After reading those words you should go make one and eat it and give me sweet, delicious credit for the idea #pieday #314

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

So what you're saying is that Bacon's Rebellion had nothing to do with delicious, sizzling strips of heaven? #americanhistory #disappointed

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

Squeaky kick-pedal + olive oil = Not so squeaky kick-pedeal. Thanks church kitchen! #drummerprobs #worshipband

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

The inspirational quote I chose to pen on the white board for finals week. #community… http://t.co/580ytR2UOi

[Samuel Spann @SamSpann]

Because sometimes I get bored while (not) tutoring. #wordart #typography #motivationalquotes… http://t.co/nkCWVTG9ur