Sam Storer

[Sam Storer @SamStorer]

@Rainmaker1973 So basically you’re saying (111/3) = 37. And everything else is just (n*111) / (n*3) = 37.

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@ConSelfOwns It’s only when you get up to three-quarters of a brain that TFG starts to look like a bad idea.

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@bennyjohnson How did you dress when you visited a foreign capital while leading your country’s defense against an invasion? Oh … wait … NVM

[Sam Storer @SamStorer]

So if I say @elonjet I will get banned?

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He’s really mastered the GQP ‘projection’ strategy!

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@elonmusk saying ‘a few people at our company continue to act in a manner contrary to the company's interests’ is a clear case of the pot calling the kettle black.

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@americanair your app says FLL and CLT don’t do mobile boarding passes but both actually do. Maybe wanna fix that?

[Sam Storer @SamStorer]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary do you remember when you left? Yea right about the time the Mollusk took over.

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@JoeCanela4 @politico Maybe $2billion … ? From Saudi Arabia? Oh wait that’s already claimed by an ACTUAL grifter.

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@GoalLineFade69 @politico TF are you talking about

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@NickAdamsinUSA Is this an unmarked parody account?

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@MacFarlaneNews Very remorseful now, I’m sure. #FAFO

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@cameron_kasky First winter in SF: light jacket. Second winter: parka!

[Sam Storer @SamStorer]

@ManbearpigMm @cenkuygur … what … ? TF is your antecedent?

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@cbouzy Seriously. Security is a continuous job. Every new line of code, every updated dependency requires testing and validation.

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@MacFarlaneNews I’ve long assumed this day was somewhat or heavily fueled by drunkenness and perhaps meth. Not an excuse folks, you chose to consume.

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@Acyn Enough Gym. Just, enough already.

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@MacFarlaneNews #FAFO

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@joshtpm Sorry @chuckschumer you’ve never impressed me as a leader …

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@joshtpm I see two alphas and three betas, personally.