Sam Sullivan

"a few mornings and a thousand miles behind"

[Sam Sullivan @SamSullivan40]

Someone please cure my sickness. This is a cry for help.

[Payton Alexander @AlexanderPayton]

“Justice affected persons.” Criminals. You mean criminals. People who commit crimes. People who are bad.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

That’s as good as money

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[Notorious N.I.C. @the7maxims]

That’s basically a crystal ball for Tennessee.

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

*zoomer Rodney Dangerfield*
I told my hb it’s problematic that he’s 20 and dating a high schooler.
He said “No cap?”
Yea, no gown either!

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

This will be the worst movie ever and I’m gonna watch it 10-20 times a year

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

You know things are going well when you’re talking about your rookie QB like a 2002 Honda

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares.

@JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation.

This is a Biden win for flyers! https://t.co/lJFGS3ucv3

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

"Tax the rich" and has her own personal umbrella holder

[TMZ @TMZ]

'Storage Wars' Star Dave Hester Says Frenemy Darrell Sheets' Was Family https://t.co/cVRIspr4Md

[Mr. VIX @yieldsearcher]

That neighborhood went 70%+ for Mamdani.

[Robert McVol @vol_equalizer]

Pope during cruiting visits

[BasilianThought @BasilianThought]

"I have the same politics as a six year old"

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“The Strait of Hormuz is open and the sailors are having a wonderful time”

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Detective Hole

[Sam Sullivan @SamSullivan40]

@joeypetersen8 No lead at all

[doomer @uncledoomer]

no way he didnt catch a curse doing this

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

St. John’s HC Rick Pitino on having to play the number one overall seed, Duke, in the Sweet Sixteen:

“I told my players it’s either kill or be killed. For practice yesterday, we dug graves. It’s up to the players now to decide who will be placed in those graves.”