Sam

A very sensitive piece of machinery

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

It only took one game for Spurs and Man United to drain all optimism and confidence from their fans.

You can't teach that. Some clubs just have it.

[Sam @SamTalksSh1t]

@C_POSITIVE3 Lying in bed dozing off after 12 hours literally thought I was being attacked full fight or flight mode

[Sam @SamTalksSh1t]

Well thanks severe warning alert I’ve just shat myself

[Jordan @JordLPM]

After curing homophobia in Saudi Arabia Jordan Henderson takes on his greatest challenge yet, curing homophobia at Chelsea FC

[Zah @DaMidgetZimbo]

I just don’t understand how other clubs are selling backup goalkeepers for €40m and I’m being told €18m is too much for this guy. Why don’t the football norms apply to us?

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Sam @SamTalksSh1t]

Bukayoooooooooooo

[Sam @SamTalksSh1t]

Fuck me this is happening

[Tyler @TylerMUFC99]

Gentle reminder that Diego Maradona is fucking DEAD and the Falklands are ours. Into these bastards tonight England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Oliver Gausden @DinomiteVGC]

For my non-UK friends who don't follow our politics:

- The leader of the far right party has called an election in his area as a publicity stunt to show he can win against "the establishment"

- He will be running exclusively against a man wearing a bin

- He might actually lose

[C. @ArsecaI]

Tuchel was 1-0 down and said bring on Eze and Saka

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

No ill feelings. He was a good servant for us and even a better ambassador when he left. He’s 33, will turn 34 less than a month after he joins Chelsea. He’s near retirement and there’s no point turning down a good retirement pension plan. Good luck Granit.

[Joe Payne @Payne_Joe6]

If your seasons highlight is Arsenal losing a UCL final. Your opinion doesn’t matter.

Up the gunners

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Hand on heart, I dont feel sad at all. Im so fucking proud of this group. Won us a PL after 22 years and took us to a UCL final. Kings who will be remembered forever. 99% of Europe would want our season.

Thank you Mikel and Thank you Arsenal.

I recognise my football club again.

[Footysm ⚽️ @Footysm]

🚨[🟢] NEW: Arsenal’s Premier League title lift recorded the highest live viewership for a title celebration in the last two decades 😳

Today’s celebrations peaked at 7.3 million live viewers, compared to Liverpool’s 3 million viewers during their title lift last season.

[Mao Shichigan 🦋 @weAllGonnaDye]

Blame Arsenal for ruining the game with corners and then elect a guy who has spammed his entire assist tally with corners as the best footballer. That’s modern football discourse for you

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Consistency is boring? Not if you're a Chelsea fan. Arsenal can only wish to be that boring. @JamesDallESPN's W2W4. https://t.co/ZLFZjpe8xa

[Sportswashed @SportsWashed49]

"Arsenal fans are so cringe man"

[🔪🇵🇸🇯🇴 @Knifesedge11]

Rival fans are so loud when Arsenal are down but wanna act like victims when Arsenal fans can finally clap back. lol