Samantha

My Brown Eyes Tell it all...

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

There's no peace for the wicked!!😂😂

[PropesaTv @PropesaTv]

Olkalou right now

[Kabando Wa Kabando @Wakabando]

Ruto asks why he's facing a revolt bigger than Jomo, Moi, Kibaki, or Uhuru. This is why: he's incompetent, megalomaniac, immature, brutal, eccentric, sadistic, insensitive, evil, murderous, deceptive, gluttonous, corrupt, petty, unstately, unpresidential, UNFIT! #RutoMustGo

[President Eniola Daniel @UnlimitedEniola]

No Sharia Law In Burkina Faso- Traore
“I am a Muslim, but everyone in Burkina Faso has the right to practice their own religion. There will never be Sharia law in this country.
“To those Burkinabè studying Sharia law in Saudi Arabia, do not return to Burkina Faso. Instead of acquiring technological knowledge and skills that can help develop our country, you chose to study Sharia law. Stay where you are, you won't be allowed back here- President Traore

[Samantha @SamThingFine]

@Son_of_Laikipia its the fact that she is called muthoni like me😂

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

JUST IN: Ebola-exposed patients quarantined in Kenya! 🚨

​According to Samaritan’s Purse CEO Franklin Graham, 7 US aid workers are locked down in Laikipia after the US blocked them from flying home.

​Let this sink in: The US bans them, but our government quietly opens our borders to host the risk while we sleep.

​Once again, when there’s chaos, this regime does the unthinkable behind our backs, while they sleep safely in secure homes.

​They tell you they care? Absolute lies.

This government has failed us and must go in 2027! 🗣
​Source- ntvkenya

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" Leta hizo Gas na Matress huku Migori tuko njaa tutakupea kura"- Junet Mohhamed!

[Muthoni wa Muthomo @GlitteringAnge]

Ol Kalou was a very big win but Methu bado anaumwa na hio 13% 😂😂 they wanted below 9%

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

You almost have to feel sorry for some of the loudest ODM online foot soldiers.

They convinced themselves that if people accepted campaign handouts, then the votes were automatically sold.

Ol Kalou rewrote the script.

Now they're left holding emergency analysis meetings on benches and street corners, counting passing cars instead of counting votes, wondering how gas cylinders, mattresses and cash still lost to a candidate they dismissed.

A handout can reach a home, but it cannot enter a secret ballot box. Democracy did.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

We are not your mothers🙏🏾

[Adelle Onyango @ADELLEO]

Never ever forget that @WilliamsRuto's response, to Kenyans demanding better governance, was to kill them and order them be shot in the legs. Unfit for office, fit for jail.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

The grand "plan"/ "agenda" they keep lecturing us about has finally been unveiled. It’s worth exactly KSh 500 via M-Pesa on voting day.

​They tax your business, starve your hospitals, price you out of schools, and then send you "nauli" to go and vote for their handpicked puppets

[Outandabout @Nviar2]

Every possible law is getting bypassed over a single MP seat yet we are supposed to believe 2027 will be a free and fair election?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Bien twerking for Macron was all for nothing.

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Maze kama unatoka hii area msikubali kurudisha hii takataka ya mtu aki. I beg you cause he's literally spitting on you

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Unatuambia tufanye nini sasa?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

300 bags of rice, 250 bags of beans, and 20 bags of Uji Mix meant for relief to Muhoroni residents have been found hidden inside the house of Gladys Wanga’s father.

Taking relief food meant for the vulnerable is a new level of wicked.

[Wanjira Maina @LegisLady]

We haven’t grasped how deep the internal security crisis in the country is because we use words that mask its intensity, such as “goons” and “insecurity”.
So what if we called it what it is, “state-organized armed militia”, “state-funded terrorism”, “state-sponsored violence”?

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

My cousin married a girl from serious money.

At the wedding, her father gifted them an 8-bedroom house in THOME estate. In love, allegedly.

Three years in and his wife discovered her favourite weapon.

Every argument ends the same way: “Leave my father’s house.”

Because technically, that’s what it is.

The old man never handed over the title.

My cousin has been a tenant in his own marriage.

Three weeks ago, another argument.

She opened the door herself and told him to leave that night.

He packed one small bag. Said nothing. Walked out at 2am.

No calls. No drama. No coming back to “talk.” Three weeks of silence.

Yesterday she texted him: “When are you coming back home?”

A few minutes ago I took his phone and replied for him to her: “When I have my own house. For now, let me be.”

A man can sleep on a mattress on the floor of a bedsitter and sleep like a king.

But he cannot sleep peacefully in an 8-bedroom house where the door is opened for him every time there’s a disagreement.