Sam Thompson

🎞 iamsamthompson 👻 samthompson9

[LADbible @ladbible]

We need to talk about the elephant in the room 😂😂

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

That's a kayak, you only went in for bread?

[Sam Thompson @SamThompson_9]

So @UberEats think it’s acceptable to leave my order outside without knocking the door or ringing the doorbell and somehow it’s MY fault the order is cold? 😂

[a @saiintpablo]

This bbm screenshot must go down in british history

[whiz @frankwhiz1]

Alright, interesting.

[Thomas James Gray @ThomasJamesGray]

I wish me and my wife had a podcast. Can’t wait to finally meet her & see if she’s up for it. It’ll probably be about kids or wallpaper I reckon - classic her!

[Brogan tant @brogann1874tant]

Did a just see some bird hanging on the front of a car

[DTS @DTS0210]

To the pricks that’s crashed into ma Car and fucked off a just wanty say a would a done the same 😂😂😂

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Respect to anyone with the patience to plug a usb/ hdmi lead into a wall mounted flat screen tele. A true test of character.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Phrases that mean nothing will happen:
Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
Consider it done!
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
Maybe
It’s on my list
Might see you down there
I’ll look into it

[𝙎am @Sam_Edwards81]

Did he really need to use that hashtag 😭cheers Wayne

[𝙎am @Sam_Edwards81]

As if this Jill woman thinks I tried to run her over on the way to work this morning when I live the other side of the country 😂😂😂

[James @Jbucks11]

Phoned a customer today she answered with “capital give me the cash” I said sorry to disappoint you but it’s James 🤣🤣 been pissing mi sen for about an hour

[biscoff baby @quincequinces]

IM IN TEARS. MUM IS A REAL G 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sam Thompson @SamThompson_9]

@josentancetalkt You’d always be invited Jo! Xx

[Sam Thompson @SamThompson_9]

Apologies to anyone within 0.5 miles of my garden last night 😂😭🎉🍻⛺️🎡🎪