SamVanZam

I converted my sprinter van into my mobile home. Follow along for the adventures of Sam n Zam in the van 🚐💨

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You’re fired! @realDonaldTrump

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Just discovered a completely untapped water source on the road for #Vanlife. Cemeteries. There are spigots everywhere. Nothing bad could come of this, right?? #roadtripthoughts

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Just saw a herd of elk by the road, these are literally the moments I live on the road for 🙌🏼 #thingsiwouldntseefromthedriveway

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Hate the traffic? You are the traffic. #backinportlandbaby

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I believe that every bag of trash discarded on the side of the freeway has evidence of some crime inside. Why else would someone throw a whole bag of trash on the road? #roadtripthoughts

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Just saw a sign that said “Cher the road. Believe in turn signals” #Arizona

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I can’t tell is Portland is trying to be Denver or if #Denver is trying to be #Portland. So many similarities but the drivers seem to be nicer in Denver 🤷🏽‍♀️ maybe cause the roads aren’t filled with Californians. #roadtripthoughts

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If cops really wanted to go undercover on the road in California and the PNW, they should drive Subaru Outbacks, blend right in! #roadtripthoughts

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Can someone please explain to me what “speed enforced by aircraft means”? Am I about to get pulled over by a plane or will I receive my speeding ticket in the mail? #roadtripthoughts

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Every time I drive through #Malibu I think of LC and when she DUDNT GO TO PARIS!! #thehillsfanforever #roadtripthoughts

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When I first learned to drive I loved when I could change lanes and not hit a divider bump! Is that still a thing? #roadtripthoughts #vanlife

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Oregonians love to hang out in the left lane 🤦🏽‍♀️ #roadtripthoughts

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When he tells you that you are heavier than women he usually dates... #sweetnothings #timetolosehim or #timetolosesomelbs???

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Just saw a sign in the back of a car explaining that the driver was a retired mortician. Why is that a thing?? #roadtripfinds #vanlife

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I’ve been in the Sandy @Safeway parking lot for 2 minutes. Already seen an older gentleman in a sweater vest ride the cart and a bearded man literally smile all the way across the lot while pushing his cart to his car. #welcometooregon

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I feel like @Drake’s Nice for What would soooo be Kelly from customer services’ jammmm!! #getyorollon #getdemangles

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Capistrano sounds like a multi meat sandwich. Each time I drive through I get hungry 😥 #roadtripthoughts #vanlife #whatwouldbeinthecapistrano

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Me: Wow! You’re done already?
My mechanic: Well, yeah, I’m not here to fuck spiders! (In his thick Australian accent)

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I spent 15 minutes this morning looking around the van for a pen I JUST HAD IN MY HAND. Only to discover in the bathroom a few minutes ago that the pen is in my hair, ya know, “so I don’t lose it.”

So I’ve found the pen but lost my mind 🤷🏽‍♀️ Happy Hump Day y’all

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Back at the mechanic. Looks like we will be replacing the left fuel rail. Ugggh. There goes almost two months of travel budget 😥