Samuel Vimes

ain’t no devil, there’s just God when he’s drunk . he/him . bad at video games, bad at sleeping . can cook, will read, must watch . hummingbirds fly backwards

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@dieworkwear ‘I was his surrogate mother who happened to double as a tree’

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@dieworkwear Frieda Hughes (artist, writer, and, although she’d hate me for mentioning it, daughter of Ted Hughes and Sylvia Plath) did this same thing many years ago. The bird’s name was George and she wrote a delightful book about the whole thing.

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@benbbaldwin Check with @chibbqk1ng

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperTitanUp @SleeperSF49ers Or the Jets for that matter

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@SleeperNFL @SleeperTitanUp @SleeperSF49ers Makes sense tbh. If he knew how to pull out he never would have taken the Titans job in the first place.

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@Steve_Dangle I just want you to know that when you DoorDash Jergen’s the driver knows why

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@TA_FootballShow eagles are looking for a QB willing to take more chances, Texans need a QB who can play safe and let the defense win games… QB swap time?

I know it will never happen, but could that actually make both teams better?

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@IAmJamesStewart @FelgerAndMazz @985TheSportsHub SOS*

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@IAmJamesStewart @FelgerAndMazz @985TheSportsHub I’m just glad no one will be able to extend the SOD talk to this playoff run after they’ve had to face a murderers row of Herbert with the sports hub sales team at o-line, CJ stroud coming off 5 fumbles and an interception, and Jarrett Stidham. All possibly to play Sam Darnold.

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@robertmays How we feeling?

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@doulbedoink 👀

[98.5 The Sports Hub @985TheSportsHub]

🎶 It's not an easy schedule🎶
🎶 The Pats are just an awesome football team🎶

H/t to an email from a listener who gave Jim Murray the inspiration to pen this song.

@FelgerAndMazz
@TonyMassarotti
@bigjimmurray
@IAmJamesStewart
@MaggioreKevin

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@4WhomJBellTolls Do you think one has played better than the other? Or do you really think stroud has been as good as maye today?

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@IcyVert Classism

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@Ihartitz If lafleur gets fired/traded, whatever team that lands him needs to sign Willis as well

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@JetPackGalileo @adamlevitan Their RB based on the rushing stats

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@bigjimmurray

[Ben Wolby @BenWolby]

Justin Herbert tonight vs NE:
-0.27 EPA/db (474th of 527 since 2000).

The worst playoff performance since... Justin Herbert vs HOU last January:
-0.59 EPA/db (521st of 527).

Two bottom-10% playoff games.

Maybe he's just not the guy.

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@bigjimmurray Mac jones 1 TD

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@WyattB_FF @AlfredoABrown It’s called a switch, Wyatt

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@MattZeitlin @SamBeckforLyfe