sam i am

see you all in therapy

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

Jar jar binks after I eat the last canoli

[Andrew @andrewnucatola]

Me listening to my own Spotify Wrapped

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@Khaleensii 🫡 so true

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@Khaleensii The way I got a notification about this tweet and got so excited that they might be remaking it 😭😭

[DEAF AND BLIND AND DUMB AND BORN TO FOLLOW @binahbortion]

killing myself POSTPONED!!!!!

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me checking my bank account after i prioritized my happiness:

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@Khaleensii Girl I'm RIGHT HERE

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@Khaleensii That's so German of them and also I think we should bring that back lmao

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@Khaleensii 😭😭LITrally

[Formula Whatever @formulawhatever]

me in court prosecuting max verstappen so sebastian vettel's win record can survive another year

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@Khaleensii Hehe

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

i be trying to save my money but i’m literally just a girl

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

now who is the genius that did this

[pj @pjayevans]

I would hit grimace with my car

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@yodielanded What do u eat

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@yodielanded If I had spent my mortgage to go too yall would hear about it til I died

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

@murfal1ci1ous Ur so real for this

[sam i am @SamWhitman14]

"Reese's pieces? Isn't that an astrological sign or whatever? Nonsense"