Samantha🦒

tis the damn season

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you eat wings like this

[B @the_petshopboy]

Me at work tomorrow for the first time in two weeks trying to remember what it is I do.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can!
https://t.co/KFuqvrhSGo

[Samantha🦒 @SamZamora14]

Top-tier comedy

[d @EsaDaniel_]

This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in 2 years

[Samantha🦒 @SamZamora14]

Earlier today my mom referred to Anthony Bourdain as “Tony” and was surprised when my stepdad or I didn’t know who she was talking about

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

My mom making me come say hi to somebody I “knew” as a baby

[Swifties who read book club @bookclub_TS]

invisible string / Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë

[Tim Curry @NotTheTimCurry]

I totally respect you’re not religious, darling, as nor am I. If you could at least wait until I’m fucking dead though that’d be smashing.

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

i be flirting until i get asked “when can i see you?” now i gotta play dead

[Samantha🦒 @SamZamora14]

My parents when I invite myself to everything they do

[Samantha🦒 @SamZamora14]

My toxic trait is starting a fight with my parents as the Super Bowl ends so none of us can enjoy it

[Samantha🦒 @SamZamora14]

How I woke up feeling this morning

[imaan @dayapeters]

euphoria day!

[Complex @Complex]

MacKenzie Scott gifts $133.5 Million to educational nonprofit.
DETAILS: https://t.co/3z96kcgd5k

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

The main rule at @trixiemotel is no hateration or holleration in this dancerie.