Sam Ax

@[email protected], Formerly host of Under Sedation radio and co-host of Talk Nerdy to Me, inquiring mind, traveler, lizard woman. I’m funnier in person

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@clairewillett I weeped

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@harrisonjbrock Whelp…

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@notcapnamerica That if I wore more makeup I would be a better secretary

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Yes. I, for one, have been a grassroots activist for equal distribution of gains.

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Lefties, is this true?

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@clairewillett This seems to be common in bigger people. My ex had the same problem

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Does the warm oil taste like pizza?

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@RollerdogNC Not yet. I’ll be sure to record the next one

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Why do I need an AI song generator when I can listen to my 5 year old write and perform a 7 minute banger on the spot. It’s called Underneath my heart is you.

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@MrAmsterdamTV They’re staying white in the sun. That’s for sure

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Just brushed my teeth with sunscreen…

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@MuppetNo Pepe is featured excellently

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@clairewillett @Maladroithe You are exactly who I thought of whennI read that sentence

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It seems people can accept imperfections in other but not themselves or in themselves and not others. Rarely is it both.

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This is a CONDO in my town

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Most of us grew up in houses this size. It amazes me that young couples all feel they need a house ten times this size to start out in. No wonder there is a housing crisis in this country. Drive by any new developments and you never see economical houses this size being built.

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@ShaunieDarko I hope as the post-boomer generations age, that we maintain these values because damn. This shouldn’t be a hot take.

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The ADR on this movie is bananas

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I’m not even 5 minutes into Hypnotic and I’m so thrown off by the button layout of the elevator, I can’t pay attention.

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@offbeatorbit Thank you for this public service announcement

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There will never be an age where I don’t find Harrison Ford/Indiana Jones attractive.

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@babybeginner @EdKrassen You can still afford to pay for Twitter