Sam_Blue_2K2

I'm a sentient jellyfish that looks like an anthropomorphic goat.

I'm straight
and live a house husband lifestyle
to @Sea_Maid1998 who's the breadwinner.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

I'm pro-LGBT
and my girlfriend is
bisexual? pansexual? omnisexual?
I don't really know the difference.
I myself am straight.

Just reminding people
to look after
the straight people
this month.
We're not all bad.
Don't demonise us.

#LGBTQIAplus #PrideMonth2023 #Straight

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

lol yeah i guess.
we'll just have to wait and see.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

I think you failed to understand
the entire point of a
"wildlife preservation centre"
in that statement,
but seriously
I'm sure it's all fine,
they would have let us know,
if there was something really wrong.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

True,
but it still means
the animals
aren't out of the woods yet.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

They're working on it.
You know they wouldn't take risks.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

Yeah but what a downgrade.
You know what she's like.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

If she loses everything,
the Rowan's will provide for her.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

That sounds both important and dangerous.
Now I'm worrying all over again.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Well it doesn't look damaged at all,
but internally the roof structure needs repair.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

I know
but I always worry
every single time
he goes off saving the world.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

He's not gonna die.
He's survived plenty of times
when his fellow firefighters didn't.

He smart, quick and observant.
Don't worry.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

Good.
At least
I can cross that off my worry list.

Place won't be the same
without the farm,
but I'd rather abandon lifeless stones
than have people I care about perish.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Don't worry,
everyone is accounted for.
Nobody has any serious injuries.

Y'all know the Rowan's don't take chances.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

If that place burns down,
she'll lose everything.

It sucks that,
it won't even be her fault,
if it does in the end.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

Lady Lady's property in Scotland
has so far avoided any wildfires.

She has evacuated her area
and was well prepared.

Her property is unfortunately
still very vulnerable to wildfire.

This is because nearby properties
have not taken due caution
and currently pose a fire risk.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

Yeah I heard.

I know the people left without trouble,
but I know they had to leave the fish behind.

The fish can't be moved
unless in a special way
and there just wasn't time for that.

Glad the fish were unharmed.
By the sound of it
the damage to the place wasn't that bad.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

There was also a fire
that spread to the wildlife centre.

The centre has been damaged,
but all the people and animals are fine.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

He's a very good fireman.
He doesn't make mistakes.
If he dies
it's because he was saving someone's life.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

For those concerned
about Kain's whereabouts,
he is a firefighter
and currently very busy.

It's normal
to lose track of them
in times of disaster,
but the fire brigade themselves
will know exactly who's where
and doing what.

Give it 48 hours.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

I'm glad everyone escaped.
I know so many of you guys
I worried I'd know at least one person
who didn't emmerge unscathed.

[J_Motorcast_ @J_Motorcast_]

To clarify,
wildfire warnings were and are in effect,
a deliberate fire started last night
in the nearby town,
though this fire was tamed,
it caused secondary fires towards the farm,
these grew out of control by morning,
when evacuation procedures began.
Everyone escaped safely.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

Jesus Christ.
I hope you guys are okay.

[🔞 {SHARED ACCOUNT} - The Samministration @SamWamm85]

We've been evacuated.
The farm is on fire.
The whole damn town is in danger.

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

I don't care how many times
people send me this song
because of my profile image's background.

This song is still a banger
and I will listen to it every damn time.

https://t.co/GiaaJ1V7ai

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

wow, this image

[invertebrate @crevicedwelling]

cookie time.

[Shepherd | 🐈‍⬛Cat VTuber @ShepherdDruid]

I love a good toilet mystery
https://t.co/bkhYpqudZm

#Vtuber #ENVtuber #TikTok #furry

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

https://t.co/jmb7MPrMtR

[Porche🔞Lynn - voring toiletmorph @Porche_Lynn_]

#toilet #memes

[Sam_Blue_2K2 @Sam_Blue_2K2]

because the movie is creepy, but i still like the song.
#jellyfisheyes #vocaloidcover
https://t.co/PASKP0sESg