Sam Brook

[Sam Brook @Sam_Brook]

@cineworld @HutchyRachy You'd only have to put up with people chatting and on their phones all the way through the film. Ruined half of my viewing last week

[Sam Brook @Sam_Brook]

@TSM_Break I feel like you could be in literally any chinese takeaway in the UK

[Wired Productions @WiredP]

We are 15 on the 15th 🎉

To kick-start our celebrations we are giving gamers the deepest cuts on our Steam games!

The Wired Mega Sale (May 12th to 18th)

RT and Reply with your best birthday gif!

Our favourite will win one of our games 🎁

#Competition #Win #Giveaway

[Wired Productions @WiredP]

Happy birthday to us?

🎈 How about 'Happy birthday to you! 🎈

We wanted to #Giveaway a Steamdeck with all of our games to one lucky community member!

Follow & RT for a chance to win!

Full details and entry: https://t.co/IOvKYyArYa

#Competition #Win

[FC Gortz @NeilGortz]

Excellent work 47, your disguise has allowed you to pass the guards undetected - now for your main target. #Coronation

[Callaway Golf Europe @CallawayGolfEU]

🏌️‍♂️⛳️ COMPETITION! ⛳️🏌️‍♂️

Fancy winning one of these VERY limited edition Paradym Drivers? Of course you do!

To enter, simply...

🔃 Retweet this tweet
👉 Make sure you're following @CallawayGolfEU

Good luck! 🤞

#Callaway | #Paradym 🟢

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Everyone on strike, Brexit failing, cost of living at an all time high, government scandals rife

Tories:

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Tory MPs when they find out they’re going to miss last orders and won’t even get to see ‘all the goals’ in next week’s episode.

#MOTD

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Every once in a while, go back and look at your old work, cringe for a bit, then keep going. You're still getting better, confirmed.

[Ryan Haecker @RyanHaecker]

"The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching."
- Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

This game is like watching someone play their Dad on FIFA

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Check Mark was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master Check Mark was forged in secret to control all others. And into this Check Mark he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The Beatles defending a free-kick (1968)

[BAZAKE @BazakeMedia]

🚨 | BREAKING: Sick pranksters have added further insult to injury last night by placing a giant novelty dildo on top of the already vandalised statue of Baroness Thatcher.

[PCSpecialist @PCSpecialist]

A New Dimension Of Gaming Is Here 😎 We've teamed up with @HMGaming and @LogitechGUK to give away this RTX 4090 powered gaming setup to one of our followers!

Like this tweet and tell us the first thing you'd play if you won using hashtag #HMGaming & #NewDimension! 🌌

Enter ⤵️

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Sky news asking “But what happens to Kwasi Kwarteng now?” as if that is a thing anybody gives a flying fuck about.

[flimsy steve @thierry_ennui_]

Me if we get a bank holiday

[Sam Brook @Sam_Brook]

I'm in the running to with a #PS5 thanks to @boxcouk ! ✨ #win #giveaway #BoxPriceDrop https://t.co/1Hq4sQw1ah