Sam something something

i am a human garbage with out my morning coffee

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

Why is the car insurance so much more expensive when the car is smarter and safer? #carinsurance #car #questiontime #progressive #allstates #mayhem

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

The same people who deliver food to your doorsteps are the same people who are struggling for food #ironies

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

fraternity is no different than cult #fraternity

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

@_travelingdummy What sort of questions?

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

#boba is coming to CBTL. #bobatime

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

@Xbox what's happening with our games? Can't play any of the game even though we are logged in

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

@McDonalds I am loving it

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

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[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

What is your bad day? #JayBaker

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

Don't argue in the drive through. That speaker box is 2 way! #drivethroughtips

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

Don't order from the passenger side! No one can hear you! #drivethroughtips

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

@ilikehoneybuns Bajajajajaja

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

The fact we are still allowing child marriage to exist is fucking baffling! #endchildmarrige

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

#lovehugejackmans?

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Hugh and I have a temporary cease-fire on our feud for the @allinchallenge. So, I nominate, legendary Astronaut, @Cmdr_Hadfield, Soccer Superstar, @AshleyLawrence - and just to screw with him... @RealHughJackman. (WHAAT? A challenge inside a challenge.) https://t.co/9RKgI0G1X5

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

@vdawg420 Free booze?

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

JD from #scrubs is a ture asshole

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

Without BBQ sauce, chicken mcnuggets is just pure garbage! #chickennuggets

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

@Soren_Ltd how do can I get more after hours? Can we bring back the gang? #afterhours

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

Say it again for the people in the back: Bailing on plans with the people you care about is NOT self-love. Self-love is doing naked yoga in a carnival mirror funhouse, and that’s it.

[Sam something something @Sam_Chao]

@peta You are trash!