Sam

im on bluesky @samecircle. i write last week's new yorker review

[Sam @Sam_E_Circle]

@calebgamman it's pretty funny that she predicted the dude would be watching football & suddenly reminded of taylor swift. like that actually didn't make very much sense as a lyric in 2010 but it sure does now

[Madaline Tomlinson @Madaline]

I was one of the first people in the world to know about Twitter and now everyone knows about it except people I know...and me.

[Madaline Tomlinson @Madaline]

I also emailed my grandson Sam who I am pretty sure will know all about it.

[Madaline Tomlinson @Madaline]

I just wrote to my family to see if they want to join Twitter with me.

[Sam @Sam_E_Circle]

alright i'm getting the fuck off this platform. jesus christ. bye.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

39k likes. We’re never getting free.

[Science Banana @literalbanana]

Here's the whole 17K-word post (with a 5K-word appendix) for your weekend reading I'm sure everyone will read it lol https://t.co/eZ0qwwDRUb

[S. E. Rydell 🇪🇺🌱❤️‍🔥 @SteveRydell82]

@boundstate ihave alot to say about this. An old woman, my neighbor. She wasnot eastern/ctral Euourpean But: she made tbis oily goulash (meat stew), mostly oil canolla. was strange but These Days ifeel a strangr Nostalgia for it. and her and her body

[Sam @Sam_E_Circle]

i know theres other shit going on right now but i just realized that bill ackman's wife, the one he was going ballistic defending on twitter, is the person responsible for the way megalopolis looks in the movie megalopolis. thats fucked up man

[n o e (•̥̥̥ ᴗ •̥̥̥) @noeisgirl]

i got two holes
one for the plug and one for the load

[Derek 🐂 Bullish on Baltimore @MobtownDare]

hell yeah brother. i was wondering what he would have to say.

[katie dey @katie_dey]

i actually did invent pitching my voice up and sounding like a gay robot squirrel on freak folk beats u can ask anyone

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

Profits are red
Outlook is blue
Only 50 screens
For Juror No. 2

[florence 🦐🏳️‍🌈 @morallawwithin]

In a sane society, buying these things would not only cost a lot but carry a criminal penalty

[Aquemini Man (2019) @caponeuro]

@ByYourLogic One of my pet causes is there should be a lottery where the winner gets complete creative control of a movie. It would be like an annual event to see the psychology of some random weirdo on the big screen

[Mark Frost @mfrost11]

I do not know it.

[holdenn 🍺 @comradejumpshot]

i made the chabadniks say 'free palestine from the river to the sea' before wrapping fwiw 😂

[speedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy @sad13]

guy in rittenhouse just yelled “shorty from speedy ortiz” out his window and drove away lol

[Sam @Sam_E_Circle]

JOURNAL SQUARE PATH STATION MENTIONED

[Sam @Sam_E_Circle]

this is what my dreams look like

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

cool thing i learned how to do last night