Sam M Davis

Always a work in progress, never giving up or letting the bastards win.

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@GiantFoodStores All the other stores out there have their employees wearing masks and are asking that customers wear masks as well. Sad to know that you’re the lone holdout. Taking my business elsewhere from now on.

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@Purina How can you claim to care about your customers and their dogs when you increase the price on your #dogfood making it impossible for many ppl to buy quality #dogfood ??? #pricegouging #dogs

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@sagaftra It’s good to know you have some sort of conscience when it came #tRump. Only took 4 yrs of horrible decisions and 1 #CapitolRiots for you to expel him. And then it was at the end of his term as worst president ever instead of when he was separating families 2 yrs in

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

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[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

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[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@abc27Weather Are we having cloudy days bc of the wildfires out west or bc of the hurricane coming up the coast?

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@SteveFranks @DuleHill @JamesRoday @Omundson THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR #PsychTheMovie2 It helps to know my chief nurse and doctor made up by making my dolly before we went to see my dog and besides my car my door and doing what my job, given what I swapped from what I did.

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@OldNavy Is anybody workin in your customer service dept? Bc I’ve been on hold for 3 hrs & hav sent 2 emails, all to inquiry where my order refund is from what I sent back 2 weeks ago! Pretty sure I just got taken for a ride. #dontshopoldnavy #oldnavysucks #oldnavystealsyourmoney

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

So Mr. Negotiator, aka Mr Blunderer, what are you going to do? Shoot at the ex-navy captain and ex-Secretary of the navy? I bet that would go over real well. Or infect them both with #COVID19 #CDC and #WHO would love that not to mention #Fauci he’s more popular than you right now

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@realDonaldTrump Um, if you were “good at negotiating” then how come #TheIranDeal fell through and you unofficially declared war on Iran by killing one of their top generals? I’ll give you a quick history and politics lesson here: When someone in power in one country kills

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

another person in power in another country, that’s how wars start ppl don’t like you going around shooting at them when you’re supposed to be at peace, it’s not nice. It’s how #WWI was started, when an important dude was killed by someone from another country.

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

Hi, we’re the #Kennedys and we’re #cursed bc of #JoeKennedy also we have ties to the #mob bc that’s how we got all our power and #JFK got into power. We give out meaningless awards to make sure the #poor remember us bc we fly with the high and mighty

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

Hello, my name is #NancyPelosi and although I know nothing about how ppl in #poverty live I’m going to claim to care for them and win a meaningless award from a family with ties to the #mob

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

@VancityReynolds Just wonderin what are @taylorswift13 and @TheHughJackmanX like? Do you hug them? Are you allowed to? Do you have sleepovers with @TheHughJackmanX Do @taylorswift13 and @blakelively ever have sleepovers #COVID19 #lockdown #BoredAF #immunocompromised

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

We need to spy on you, but it’s to make sure you don’t get #COVID19 Really, it’s for your own good, we’re not doing anything illegal. Same thing Republicans said right before #Watergate https://t.co/JqN0Agx06a

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

#WhoStoleTheHandSanitizer #NotMe #NotMe #CouldntBe #MaybeItsThoseAliensAgain https://t.co/EVGY1HzGQK

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

#JoinTheNavy #GetCovid19andDieForYourCountry https://t.co/f8CmtqAB7Z

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

⁦@BBCNews⁩ You should fact-check before you publish stories. According to you, ⁦@JustinTrudeau⁩ was the first world leader to get #COVID19 NOT ⁦⁦@BorisJohnson⁩ https://t.co/bjY55h0wwJ

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

⁦@Target⁩ So you think only men are capable of reading? Is that why you have shirts with book quotes on them and everything only in the men’s section? And in the women’s section you have shirts about drinking more wine? Sexist pigs! You are what’s wrong with our culture

[Sam M Davis @Sam_M_Davis]

Still thinking about the consequences of the 3 car pileup I was in on Valentine’s Day this year. Me and my car played monkey in the middle. Thinking how nice it would have been if the insurance would have given me a new car. And if I wouldn’t have had trauma from it. Oh well.