greeneggsandham_

mostly anxious and very sarcastic

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Biz you’re an absolute menace for doing this to us

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

🚨🚨🚨Breaking News🚨🚨🚨

Warning (Sensitive Language)

Per my sources, audio from inside Oilers locker room between periods of tonight Oilers/Flyers game. Is that Connor or Leon’s voice??? Either way not good.

[Greg Leding @GregLeding]

Arkansas is 47th in median income and first in food insecurity—nearly a fifth of kids here in Washington County, home to the UA, live in food-insecure homes—and we’re out here asking for 10,000 Arkansas households to pitch in $1200 a year to keep our football team “in the game.”

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Trouba??? Couldn’t have gone with Pavelski in his last season?? 🤔

[𝜗𝜚 m JARVIS CRAVE 🏆 @nyetminder]

trouba??? we get jacob trouba and NOT SETH JARVIS???????

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

I miss having constant playoff hockey coverage from @BizNasty2point0 and TNT. @espn coverage is garbage

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Stars tie the series 2-2 on the road. Dammit I love playoff hockey so much @DallasStars #NBAPlayoffs

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Can we all agree that TNT covers playoff hockey worlds better than @espn. Biz coverage > Subban coverage 🗑️

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Fiiiiine. I’ll rewatch Veep again

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

This might be the funniest anyone has ever been

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Say it louder!

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

.@ColinCowherd has no problem with Taylor Swift's presence for the NFL

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

I vividly remember @JoeSantagato and @FAlvarez8085 having a discussion about this exact situation on @basementyard

[ً @TweetXan_]

“We heard you’re lactose intolerant”

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

The character development of Adam Groff in @sexeducation might be my favorite of all time. Absolute masterpiece 💯

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

The FIA is so absurd sometimes. Most chaotic start to any race I’ve ever seen

[Fastest Pitstop @FastestPitStop]

🚨 BREAKING: Carlos Sainz WILL have to serve a penalty after having replaced multiple components.

#F1 #LasVegasGP

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Here I am once again, learning intimate information about Will Smith and Jada’s marriage… AGAINST MY WILL. I cannot stress that enough… against my will.

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Season 4 finale of #SexEducation is so beautifully devastating and perfect in every way and I totally did not hysterically cry watching it at all. It’s the only show to truly move me in a long time

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

@PopBase @JoeSantagato

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

@JoeSantagato Can’t wait to hear Frank absolutely lose his mind over this trip on the pod

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

Dammit I love playoff hockey so much. #GoStars

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

My annual announcement to my surrounding neighbors: I apologize in advance for the yelling I’m sure you’ll hear coming from my apt. My team is in the #StanleyCupPlayoffs #GoStars

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

@JoeSantagato PLEASE. I’m already a patron but come on there gotta be a way can make this happen money bags Joe

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

WELL 👏🏼 SAID 👏🏼

[Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show @ultCLEsports]

Here's the scary side of the Damar Hamlin story nobody but @Gbush91 wants to talk about.

[greeneggsandham_ @Sam_McDonald42]

I’ve never been so happy for a Hog game to be over because that was brutal but we’ll take the W #wps #LibertyBowl2022