Sam F MUFC 🔰

Cars, Football & Music.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

Been insulted by the ugliest man in Britain. 🏆🏆

[CyclingMikey the Unspeakable @MikeyCycling]

@scareyjoe @sam__MUFC I'm not sure Sam is overly endowed with IQ, myself.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@Zgagulec_ @manicinsect Ive got a glorious 24oz ribeye waiting for me tomorow night after I finish work & knowing you'll be crying into your X account about it while I season, prep it & then eat it will make it taste even better. I'll even toast to you before I tuck in. You don't know what your missing

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Send this to every Man City fan you know.

#115

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

Absolute cinema. Bahahhaha

[Monkey Bus @UtdMonkeyBus]

114/115 charges… guess it was never gonna be a full house with City

[Kev 屮 @UtdKev08]

“My greatest achievement was finishing 2nd with Manchester United in the Premier League.”

Nah Jose, you won it.

[Omen @QuantumOmen]

pokemon taking one of the most anticipated sets ever and using it as an opportunity to ruin some scalper and resellers lives is fucking comical

[James @_B_E_J_O_]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭

[Professor Waffle @dingdongding999]

@vermiliongs We should follow Rosie’s lead and do away with comedy altogether. Like she does in her act.

[Gareth @GarethNotGarth]

Rosie Jones has decided these are the rules for telling jokes. Rosie, and I cannot state this strong enough, but please go fuck yourself.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@capeandcowell Built like a fucking offensive lineman. My God.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@GavinDa83072875 Man discovers the concept of other people's cooking your dinner for you and it blows his mind. Wait until you discovers taxis or better yet, the alternatives for masturbation

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@bandtasticsound @bigbandicoochie Obesity maybe. Seems to be a recurring theme for that lot

[Rattical @TxUnmask]

@sappholives83 It's so bizarre how liberals cannot understand that you cannot be pro-Muslim, and also pro gay or pro woman. It's LITERALLY impossible. Total, full on, retardation .

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@GonzoGorillaz Fine you twisted my arm, I'll watch it and support it 🤷

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@jonmikesav8 Ac Milan to united 92k a week. Sound

[Angry Bootneck @AngryBootneck]

They castrated everyone at the Bataclan, blew up the Manchester Arena, fucked 250,000 kids and lopped Lee Rigby's head off in the middle of the street, but apparently, Muslims are at risk amongst the middle-class white kids at Reading Festival. 🤣🤣

[Jin @Jin__D]

Ridiculous. Spend more on other countries whilst we're paying more to service the debt the country is in.

[Fresh Prince of Belfairs @Madcyril2001]

@fesshole A bloke who drinks down my brothers local has a huge circular scar on the side of his bald head after brain surgery.

He is known as The Death Star

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@Runzwildnfree @AlexRoy144 It's not their home though is it. It's Alex's. And there is no lease anymore. I'd just lease it to someone else and let them move in with the dick head squatter. If your not paying the rent your entitled to fuck all.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@Steelers_SZN412 @KILLTOPARTY I've been unfortunate enough to come across people that are. Each to their own, but I find it annoying. All kids tv is crap these days, so we mostly opt for older stuff which tends to be a bit.slower paced and doesn't get them revved up to the max.