Sam F MUFC 🔰

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[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

Been insulted by the ugliest man in Britain. 🏆🏆

[CyclingMikey the Unspeakable @MikeyCycling]

@scareyjoe @sam__MUFC I'm not sure Sam is overly endowed with IQ, myself.

[ClubPark @TheClubPark]

Michael Carrick and Steve Holland spotted leaving Carrington tonight...

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@Annie_Modiba @nhasty_em That "We" is doing some HEAVY lifting.

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

I'm sorry but the first jab he threw at his pops though LMAOOOOO

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

Rude, interrupts. And then answers her own question with the answer she Chides him for giving. The lack of self awareness is unbelievable.

[IRISH @Daithi333O]

OH THIS IS SO HILARIOUS, WATCH TILL THE END... BUT DONT SPIT YOUR TEA OUT.🤣

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@FunkyRedDevil 36

[MUFC 👹❤️⚽️👊🏽👍🏽 @MUFC_00000]

The headlines shouldn't be about Bruno being benched. Immense player but ran his mouth 🔊

Focus on a Manager whose brave enough to make that decision💪🏽

Back the manager whose come out and faced all the criticism💪🏽

If he doesn't survive, it won't because he didnt try 👹❤️⚽️

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@EinhornWalfisch @HotBoiGreeny What? If you've not had 100% Agave fruit Tequila just say. That shit is banging. With a little soda and lime it's extremely refreshing. However still don't beat a beer.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@Vgad4z0 @audrawrongspeak @zdrdim It's not behind the counter at least in England anyway. Are other parts of the UK or Europe different where it is?

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@Zgagulec_ @manicinsect Ive got a glorious 24oz ribeye waiting for me tomorow night after I finish work & knowing you'll be crying into your X account about it while I season, prep it & then eat it will make it taste even better. I'll even toast to you before I tuck in. You don't know what your missing

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Erik Ten Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

Send this to every Man City fan you know.

#115

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

Absolute cinema. Bahahhaha

[Monkey Bus @UtdMonkeyBus]

114/115 charges… guess it was never gonna be a full house with City

[Kev 屮 @UtdKev08]

“My greatest achievement was finishing 2nd with Manchester United in the Premier League.”

Nah Jose, you won it.

[Omen @QuantumOmen]

pokemon taking one of the most anticipated sets ever and using it as an opportunity to ruin some scalper and resellers lives is fucking comical

[James @_B_E_J_O_]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day😭😭😭😭😭

[Professor Waffle @dingdongding999]

@vermiliongs We should follow Rosie’s lead and do away with comedy altogether. Like she does in her act.

[Gareth @GarethNotGarth]

Rosie Jones has decided these are the rules for telling jokes. Rosie, and I cannot state this strong enough, but please go fuck yourself.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@capeandcowell Built like a fucking offensive lineman. My God.

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@GavinDa83072875 Man discovers the concept of other people's cooking your dinner for you and it blows his mind. Wait until you discovers taxis or better yet, the alternatives for masturbation

[Sam F MUFC 🔰 @sam__MUFC]

@bandtasticsound @bigbandicoochie Obesity maybe. Seems to be a recurring theme for that lot