Sam brown💙💛

“it’s a trap” - admiral Ackbar

[JP @Jp1989689]

@PhilHay_ will be delighted, finally some cunt on a free 🤣🤣

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Came as a shock to me too, Thomas.

[Brendan May @bmay]

My strong gut feeling is that the Labour Party is having a very excited, almost delirious conversation with itself that will completely fail to connect with the vast majority of the country beyond some parts of northern England.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Stepping down after realising you're no longer the right person for the job and are unable to make a positive impact for your country on the world stage.

On an unrelated note, Cristiano Ronaldo is back in action tomorrow.

[Sam brown💙💛 @Sam_brown1994]

I can’t tell if this is a shit attempt at satire, you were a Tory up until recently, absolutely fucking clueless.

[Suella Braverman @SuellaBraverman]

Classic spineless Tories.

Always ifs, buts, caveats and conditions.

So weak and hopeless.

[Brendan May @bmay]

The media will take Burnham down as fast as they have puffed him up.

Bookmark this.

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...

[Cristo @cristo_radio]

I’m not sure ITV are massively advancing the idea of women’s equality in football by having Emma Hayes give her analysis from a set which looks like she’s stuck in a kitchen?

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

@MirrorFootball Day of England’s first group game at a World Cup and you decide to spew out this shite? He’s been in charge well over a year and this is the time you decide it’s right to publish this? Shambolic.

[Jon @fulltimeopinion]

The can keep the secrets of multiple pedos for years
But they can’t keep quiet about an England football line up

Fucking wankers ✊💦

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Roy Keane watching Shakira and Burna Boy performing at a football event

[Seán @seandw14]

Not saying the country had a productivity problem but 9:05 Monday and 38-0 has crashed

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

“He has no re-rolls left and might have a team that goes 38-0. Give him Derby County 07/08, Huddersfield Town 17/18 or Wolves 25/26”

[Leeds United @LUFC]

to the ends of the earth and then some. 🤝

💛 introducing the @adidasfootball Leeds United Away Jersey 26/27, available now

[Greg 🐦‍🔥 @GeorgeMYNWA]

Whenever you’re losing popularity, just wrap a pen bottom right and it works every time. I’m back on board. Polanski would look paraplegic trying this and Farage’s arthritis would start playing up. Look at my PM effortlessly slotting it away like it’s nothing. Love it.

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

yes!! yes yes yes!! we should run saltwater through every ai data center!! right now!!

[Michael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper)) @PoltFan69]

Gen Z boss in a bread line!
Gen Z boss in a bread line!