Pesky Mudskipper

World class bike salesman, amateur dean chonger

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Dear all those who tap me on the shoulder and say “the train has changed its destination you need to get off” making me leave the train in a panic when it hasn’t changed at all need to fuck off and mind their own stupid business #Wankers

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Showing the London bus driver your Swansea bus pass because you are indeed a twat

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Nothing better than only getting 3 hours sleep #bliss

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Lightbulbs are so peng 👌🏻🔥🔥🍆💦😩😈😈

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Let any team ping 19 shots at you in a game and one is bound to go in 🙃 #FFC

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Sat on a train full of happy Arsenal fans, shame they will lose tonight 🙃

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Hi @GordonRamsay what do you think of my special brunch wraps?

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Really wish the bus didn't smell like shit today, but on the plus side I did get a window seat

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Kane you're shit

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

US court decided not to reinstate Trumps travel ban. shocker. #TrumpTheCunt

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Why sleep when you can lie in bed wide awake, hahahaha fuck you brain.

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Why go to lectures when I can sit at home and eat pringles by the pipe full

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Congratulations to Wayne Rooney and all the fresh faces in this New England team #SuperCup champions 2017

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Scotland to win the 6 nations ☕️

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

When the Phat ones think they can do better it's time to go home 😂😂😂😂😂

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Paddy Lowe moving to Williams F1

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Good things come to those who wait #StayPositive

[Pesky Mudskipper @Sam_lewis1995]

Happy Dwynwen's day everyone! #NobodyCares