dark shoglate bounty

put it in the mixer

[Dan Sheldon @Dan_Sheldon_]

In 14 of Southampton’s 24 Premier League games this season, a Saints player has gone down injured between the 60th-70th minute.

Their team-mates then go & consume an energy gel/drink.

Coincidence or plan?

#SaintsFC @TheAthleticUK

https://t.co/G60KFO0OB6

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Forever a United legend.

Thank you for everything, @D_DeGea ❤️

#MUFC

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters.

I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers.

It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together.

Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings.

Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me.

We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Here’s 6 minutes of Ian Huntley being a good caretaker

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Had an absolutely Pelé shit earlier

[433 @433]

The word ‘Pelé’ is being added to the Portuguese dictionary as something that is ‘incomparable, unique’ 👑🇧🇷

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Is this all you can conjure, Al-Rumayyan?

[em @emily_oconnelll]

the uruk-hai with the torch at helm’s deep:

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

You think that's impressive? I once ate 3.5 out of 10 pancakes in a Denny's challenge

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

New record: Fastest time to drink a Capri Sun - 10.41 seconds achieved by Andre Ortolf (Germany) 🥤

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Fred 3 times

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Build your perfect midfield trio 👀

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Give that man a bonus

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Security guard said fuck your proposal it’s time for me to be Brian Dawkins

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Pedri ahead of Saka is kkk level racism

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Do you agree with ESPN's top-rated U21 players? 🤔

[Lloyd Canfield @LloydCanfield]

@ReubenPinder

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Me, a twitter guy, yes, but unequivocally not bald

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Pep Guardiola doesn't need your help 😅

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

https://t.co/dhmTEhEMCX

[RW 🇸🇪 @ronaldowarrior]

Cristiano Ronaldo in his prime was a better dribbler than Lionel Messi.

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

I'll never forget when he ran the first 4 minute mile

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

❤️🙏 Remembering Davide Astori, who tragically passed away 5 years ago today.

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Mate, you don't even have your own shirt number on your arm stop it

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🔵⚫️ Hakan Çalhanoğlu: “Am I like De Bruyne & Pedri? I feel underestimated, I'm not far from those names, the way I grew up I see myself among the top 5 in Europe in my role.” (Gazetta dello Sport)

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Talking about Casemiro and Kim asks me, 'Is he the one who looks like a chef?' and honestly it's rattled me

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🎙️| David de Gea on the Ferguson vs Wenger rivalry: "We’re talking about one of the best managers in history, Sir Alex, and the guy from Arsenal.”

[dark shoglate bounty @JustEatRice_]

Me after the football's finished and I have to wait a full week for it to come back