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[Broderick Hunter @BroderickHunter]

Why is ending racism a debate?

[Sammy p @Sam_panetta]

@yous8095 Is it joke that someone called you mister or that they asked for juul pods?

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

You sucked 10 years ago and you suck now.

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

Why is the Trump wall gofundme over $16 million dollars?

America first right?

So help me bring bottled water to my city who hasn't been able to safely drink from their taps for over four and a half years.

https://t.co/qVrA5qzPaq

[sweet dee @deelalz]

My coworkers always ask “are you okay” every time they see me and i think i just naturally look like I’m in a state of panic

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

hearing an iphone alarm clock go off activates my fight or flight instincts

[4 @eatjaredtweets]

“tell me about yourself”

me: uh i be sad n shit

[Sammy p @Sam_panetta]

@kelsey_schwa They don’t call me the disappointment of the family for nothing!

[Sammy p @Sam_panetta]

My mom: you need to starting thinking through your impulsive decisions.
Me: impulsively decides to buy a train ticket to Italy for a week from now immediately after hanging up the phone

[trophy boy 🏆 @_lildubois]

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[Nick @NickBouker]

Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me

[LEA MAY ✰ @leamenchaca]

i think i might be..............dramatic

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

i’m all panic and no disco

[Alexa @DaRealLexLuthor]

7 years ago we were funneling beers to Donald Trump by Mac Miller. It is now 2018, Donald Trump is president and Mac Miller is dead. What a miserable turn of events.