Disciple of Crazy Frog

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[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

Meatballs gotta be the most aptly named food out there

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

If I could go back in time and stop Hitler from doing one thing it would be putting socialist in his party name

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@SegaCreamcast @esjesjesj @JGarubo What do you think adult-onset means? It literally could happen to anyone

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@KungFuChrissy @CowGirlKisser That's more relevant when one vehicle isn't multiple times heavier than the other. Also you can see how it shears through the truck rather than one hard instant impact, reducing the impact energy even further. I promise you the engineers thought this through lol

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@SensBuzz 0/2 on apostrophes in this tweet unfortunately

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@gfodor Just like we must vote blue to protect the kids who may or may not have randomly voted blue, we must likewise vote blue to protect their parents who may have done so to protect their kids. It's not hard to come together to protect each other when only 50% is needed

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@abbythelibb_ @WeavingAmbrosia No, contriving moral superiority for blue out of thin air is what you want the point of the experiment to be because you're finding yourself instinctively drawn to the individualist option and don't want to reckon with that problem

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@L9FRIENDLYSTYLE More accurate is to say if 50% of people press the red button half of all babies, young children, and people with cognitive disabilities die

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@infinitihigh1 @chewbaca101 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt You're unintentionally making the point that people like you choosing red forces others to make the same choice or die, thereby concerning anyone who can't figure that out to death. That is why we ought to pick blue, as over 50% of people have in every poll I've seen so far

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@infinitihigh1 @chewbaca101 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt The confusing aspect which makes it dangerous for someone who isn't a competent adult is central to the problem. The core question is "are you willing to risk death to save those unable to choose for themselves?" and secondarily how serious you evaluate that risk to be

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@BowsersaurusRex @YOUPOSTBAD Key difference here is these options aren't functionally identical to a baby, young child, or other person incapable of reasoning with the problem

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@chewbaca101 @infinitihigh1 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt Even if the question allowed for the prep time (which it doesn't), educating every young child and baby (?) on which button to press send a much harder and more error-prone task than half of the competent adult population making an intuitive decision to protect each other

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@infinitihigh1 @cpm987 @HyPaladin @summoningsalt Including babies, young children, and mentally disabled people who press randomly without possibly being able to reason it out. That's this person's whole point

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@questionableway Subsistence whaling by Northern native populations is largely insignificant to their populations, and mentioning it in the same breath as commercial whaling cheapens your original point (which I agree with)

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@NeutralGena @pepesilviuh Axe-wielding lunatic
📍 100 ft

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@StlouisgirlS @harryt59_harry @HarrisonKrank Oh well thank God those individual victims don't actually die

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

What the author actually meant: The wallpaper was fucking yellow

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

.@Pontifex a bunch of kids at school are bullying me and saying that I'll never get retweeted by the pope and I should just kill myself.

I think I'm gonna do it - It was stupid to think I'd ever get retweeted by the pope

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@inspireone33 @afshinrattansi Do you think that when someone gets shot you're not supposed to help because it's a crime scene? Are you fucking braindead?

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

Doctors HATE my newest bit (showing up to the ER writhing and begging for morphine)

[Disciple of Crazy Frog @Sam_theMaam]

@thebilly_powers @BenoitForHart I wouldn't worry about freeing up seats man