Sam

[madi @mmadilynnwells]

I absolutely love being a mom on holidays. I love it all year round, don’t get me wrong. But watching my child’s face light up on days like this just warm my heart so much.

[Michael Okuda @MikeOkuda]

“White privilege doesn’t mean your life has been easy. It just means the color of your skin hasn’t made it harder.” -Jimmy Kimmel

[Jҽϝα 🤍 @Belly0utBae]

Canada got $2000 a month during the pandemic compared to our total $1800 for the year somebody said “America is a third world country with a Gucci Belt” and I AM SCREAMINGGGGGG

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Move, Mitch, get out the way.

[Sam @SamanthaSitz]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

[Chino @Al_Sanchino]

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

The President may hate the post office, but he’s still going to have to send them a change of address card in January.

[Jake Eggestein @Jake_Eggestein]

Our government admitted to having “off-world vehicles not from earth”, and were still arguing about wearing masks. What a crazy world we’re living in.

[l🌙 @lanaskittens]

I’m not jealous of rich people bc of the things they have, I’m jealous of rich people because they get to pursue their passions in life without having to work a gruelling 40+ hours a week job literally just to get by

[Rachel @rvonderharr]

Losing Facebook “friends” left and right these days 😅 I thought that being an adult meant we could think rationally and have uncomfortable discussions to increase our knowledge, but I guess some people prefer comfort zones and ignorance, which is quite sad.

[Tay @tschlimmm]

If you don’t have enough money to tip 20% to your hairstylist, nail tech, server, etc. then you don’t have enough money to do those things

I said what I said

[Sam @SamanthaSitz]

So can I start taking my kids to the park now or whats the rule on this?

[deb log 🇺🇸 @logdeb]

@MalcolmNance

[ᴊᴀʏᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴇʟ @iStalkJayme]

You can’t compare this crap to the flu or aids..... (?))?(?) what.

FOUR people died in our county within the last 2 weeks... stop making stupid excuses for yourself to feel better. Ps- stay the heck home. 🙄

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump just instructed the American people to take the HCQ and a zpack, but if you have a heart condition, maybe not the zpack. Isnt it illegal to give medical advice to the public without being a doctor? How is it legal to even air that without a retraction?

[Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman]

My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "Why Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

I had no clue when I became a parent that I would spend so much of my time arguing with a 5 year old terrorist about whether or not $7.00 is a good price for a box of popcorn shrimp