Samantha Knuth

believer | wife to a giant | maker of pretty things | attempting to remember all of the best moments and laugh at the rest |

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How are there 2 more hours of this?! #thebachelorette

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They’re having the live audience clap when they know the 💩 about to hit the fan. Shameless. #thebachelorette

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Jason is clearly a robot or an alien and this is a sci-fi show #TheBachelorette

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Jason is way to real for this show #TheBachelorette

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Are they bound to their rooms until they dock?

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How do rose ceremonies work on a cruise ship? Do the men without roses row to shore in a life boat? #TheBachelorette

[Samantha Knuth @Samanthavknuth]

How do rose ceremonies work on a cruise ship? Do the men without roses row to shore in a life boat? #TheBachelorette

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Susie needs to host seminars on communication. Her maturity, grace, and empathy is unmatched in bachelor nation #TheBachelor

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Wait what if the big drama is Rachel running off with his brother who is clearly beaming at her?! #TheBachelor

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Why are we not seeing Clayton react to Gabby the same way he reacted to Susie? Where’s the blame shifting and gaslighting? #TheBachelor

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OUR GIRL GABBY #TheBachelor

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Those sweet innocent kids from Michelle’s class must be REELING. THEY BELIEVED IN YOU CLAYTON. YOU FOOL. #TheBachelor

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So let me get this straight. They have every right to feel hurt but Susie didn’t?! THIS GUY #TheBachelor

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My eyes are rolling with every word this man utters #TheBachelor

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Kira backtracking on her Women Tell All offer #thebachelor

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Rodney would have never… let’s just remember that. #thebachelor

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Susie quite literally spiraling on a spiral staircase. #TheBachelor

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Justin actively trying to be as sad as possible so he can get that bachelor gig. I see you. #TheBachelorette

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Is he seriously trying to make her the villain?! No you are not the victim Greg and no you cannot be the next bachelor. Gross. #TheBachelorette

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Greg. #TheBachelorette

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Oh snap. Katie’s in breakup blue… #bachelorette