the canadian jokes aren’t even funny anymore btw i’ve developed full on fatigue from them. yes i’m canadian. yes my country is speedrunning implosion. what exactly do you want me to say when people go “CANADIAN? ew!!!” like you just uncovered some dark secret- bro the maple leaf has been in my bio since i got here.
The elites don’t want you to know this, but you can use Google’s stapler. You can borrow Google’s umbrella. You can have a sip of Google’s water. You can have two of Google’s fries.