Samantha ✨

I’d still do anything for a chocolate chip waffle

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

They were tryna put dude out the bar last night for dressing like Jeffery dahmer, but come to find out bruh just looked like that

[josh @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl]

gm

[rachel🦋 @canyonmoonblu]

harry flew to Italy, answered 0 questions, showed up looking like a movie star, kissed a boy and fucked off. i love one man and one man only

[bakery boy ♡²⁸ @xbaby_honeyx]

i just found out bluebirds mate for life bye 😭😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Older siblings: my baby brother

The baby: a 26 year old

[meg🐞 @cherryangelkiwi]

harry styles could have written "you know i love it when the music's loud but cmon, strip that down for me" but liam payne could never write "test of my patience, there's things that we'll never know. you sunshine, you temptress, my hand's at risk i fold."

[girl with many prospects @harryscowgirI]

“if i was a bluebird i would fly to you, you’d be the spoon, dip you in honey so i could be sticking to you” has to be the most adorably poetic lyric of harry’s to date

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

[ceili @almondpastries]

if im paying $1 mil for harry to perform at my wedding he better be the groom at the end of the night like

[Mama Twist @MrsAnneTwist]

🐇🐇🐇

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

when I asked my pro life mom about the 3000 children who die every year from gun violence she rolled her eyes and said “that’s not that many.” we cannot work with republicans. we have to work around them.

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

“what if YOU had been aborted??” then…i would’ve been aborted. lol

[sb💋🪩 @hrryallthetime]

tpwk: that one line:

[kell 🏁 @grapejuicebraes]

the camera was on NYOH as harry did the WHALE??? it’s over

[jess 💋🪩 @stillgoIden]

medicine at coachella. let that sink in. we lost him, harry is famous famous