I wanna do something for a laugh
$10,000 meme competition for a video.
5 most retweeted memes on this tweet win $2k
Videos/images both accepted.
Random person who RTs this and follows wins $1k
I expect some cooked shit when I wake up.
Racist people alert! @MumbaiPolice this man was stopping the traffic by standing on the zebra, when I've asked him to move he told me to go back to my country! Amazing!
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps