Samaya📀

In Exile.
Chronically Inflamed Doc
Global Nomad.
I Paint at my leisure.
I don't look at the DMs. So kindly don't bother DMing.

RT doesn't mean endorsement.

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@Gunatantra_NoNo एक मिथिला नारा एक मधेसमा बद्लिनु पछाडिको खेलो बुजे,
समस्त चुर कुरो बुझिन्छ होला।

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@krishna_joshi01 The last I remember it's 3 days in Nepal, beyond which, one has to produce doctors prescription for leave on medical grounds, as per labour law.

[rupa joshi @rupajoshi]

अनि हामी कहाँ चैँ यस्तो, डस्टबिन नखोजेर कुना, काप्चा, प्वाल मा कोच्ने या बार पारी फुत्त फ्याँक्ने!

[No Next Question @NoNext_Question]

Nepal’s passport has been ranked around 97th in the Henley Passport Index 2026, placing it among the lower-ranked passports globally in terms of travel freedom.

Nepal recorded a slight improvement from last year, when it was ranked 101st.

[doraemon @BrownestB0i_]

@iamarunshrestha Fr

[Sanjeev Satgainya @SanjeevSatgainy]

Causation.
Correlation.
Journalism. ⚠️

Ice cream sales and drowning deaths both rise in summer.

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@SanjeevSatgainy What was/is the data analysis model often used, in journalism, Sanjeev ji?

Would come as a surprise, if rise in musculoskeletal injuries in summer is missed.🍻

😂😅😅

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@KoiralaSatish @hamrorabi @ShahBalen @SwarnimWagle Cabinet meeting प्रत्यक्ष प्रसारण हुन्छ भन्थे क्यारे, खै कुन्नि?😂
त्यसो हुँदा अचम्म लागेन।

गरिब 🍌 तन्त्रका कथा यस्तै हुन् कि?

[No Next Question @NoNext_Question]

Nepal has imposed a ban on mango imports from India after authorities detected excessive levels of chemical pesticides in imported shipments.

According to the Bhithamod Quarantine Office, import restrictions have been in place since April–May.

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@anekarebeccaraj TLDR version please😅

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

यो कुरा त उहिले कुलमानले नै भनेको होइनन् र ?

यति भनेपछि त पत्याउ रातोपाटी ‌😂
आफ्नै ग्याङका हुन् क्यारे 😅🤪

कमजोर होइन ध्वस्तै छ।

[RatoPati @Rato_pati]

बालेनले भनेजस्तै कमजोर छ हाम्रो विद्युत् प्रसारण पूर्वाधार ?
एकैपटक इन्डक्सन चुलो प्रयोग गर्न थाले सबै सबस्टेसन र ट्रान्सफर्मरहरू पड्किने प्रधानमन्त्रीको अभिव्यक्ति https://t.co/tXFH0BeG3j

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@MalaiBajraHanyo That dude's existence simply vanished.
I hear, he and his kin settled somewhere in the US of A, not long after the very "incident."
Cc @asiantri

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@anilkathmandu Where's the Nepal ambassador to India?
🤔🤔🤔

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

Is this the same as previously approved JAICA endeavour?

[No Next Question @NoNext_Question]

A proposed flyover and underpass project along the Koteshwor–Jadibuti–Tinkune corridor will reportedly require the acquisition of nearly 5 ropani of private land.

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@Asiantric @thenepalitruth They want to send a message to Nepali public that their "choice" is right.
😂😅
They are yet to comprehend,
and bear the fruits of the fiasco and their deeds, that followed since 1990s till 2015.

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

गरिब ,🍌 तन्त्रका कथा यस्तै हुन् ।😂

[Elite Akash (en elite class) @AkashElite1]

बजेट भनेको estimated income and expenditure हो, cash होईन भन्यो मान्छेहरु बुझ्दैनन् 😁
नेपाल सरकारको revenue prediction भन्दा कम उठ्छ र capital expenditure को लागि छुट्याएको पैसापनि अरुतिर shift हुन्छ भन्नेकुरा former finance minister ले भनेपछि पत्याउलान्?

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@thenepalitruth After a nod from India, I reckon.
Pilot testing ongoing is what I hear in India.

[Gajendra Budhathoki ♿ @gbudhathoki]

ल सर @BinodClimate
बिसं १९२१ सालको खडेरीको विवरण भेटियो

[Samaya📀 @Samaya290]

@gbudhathoki पैसो उठाउनु छ जसरी नि गुरु |
😆😆😂😂😅😅

उठाएको पैसोले, भविष्यमा, यसो १०० मिटर जति बाटो नि चिटिक्क, नेपालकै कागजी मापदण्ड अनुरुप भए त मरीजाउ !😂😅