Samantha

Whatever.

[little chicken @littlechickin]

Hey @Whataburger! This is Stitch and he is your #1 four-legged customer. His favorite is a Whataburger Jr. plain and dry with cheese and sometimes fries if he’s been an extra good boy! Today we found out Stitch has lymphoma and his time with us is limited. We want to throw

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[Kyle McNaughton @kyle_mcnaughton]

That was smooth as fuck 😂😂

[chu @chuuzus]

seth rogen didn’t have to snap so hard with his 2019 GQ cover!

[𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕝 @angelrenereyes]

Trash just flew into Galveston, she’s walking on the seawall in case anyone would like to give her a warm welcome

[maddiebohlen @maddiebohlen]

I hate when people say “every time I see u ur always drunk” like ? Yes ? U see me when we’re at the bar. Drinking. Catch me between 9 AM - 7 PM and I won’t be drunk. Unless I’m catching a day fade. Then I might be drunk at an absurd early time of the day but whatever just fuck u

[Samantha @Sambrings_Joy]

Everyone in Galveston needs to take a fucking Xanax. Always trying to fight

[Jeremy Jarrard @JJ_Jarrard]

We pregnancy checked cows today and one had a tag with the number “2319” and I yelled “WE’VE GOT A TWENTY THREE NINETEEN!!” and no one laughed or knew what I was talking about and now I’m actively job hunting because I’ll never flourish in this environment.

[Samantha @Sambrings_Joy]

😭

[Kaylor Chafin @KaylorChafin]

Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?

[Samantha @Sambrings_Joy]

Oh god this killed me

[ash ~ @ashmg_]

Can’t post anything for boyfriend day bc I wouldn’t want the other 4 to get jealous. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Ethan Smith @NotEthanSmith_]

My girlfriend pissed me off in my dream so when I woke up and told her about it she said “it was probably something you started” and somehow I ended up apologizing

[kevin Angeles @Kevin_Angeles21]

Why are girls so petty after break ups, like damn let me get my toothbrush back😒

[Destine Trevino @destinetrevino]

I want a man as persistent as a car sales man.

[໒꒰ྀིᵔ ᵕ ᵔ ꒱ྀི১ @claridodi]

Nobody likes you when you’re depressed n that’s just real 🤷🏻‍♀️ y’all can sit here and try to tweet sympathetic shit abt mental health but in reality depressed people get categorized with negativity/toxicity and just drown in their own shit b/c people don’t wanna deal with it

[Joe Newcomb @joenewcomb1]

On instagram, I have 1,417 followers and on the last picture I posted, I only got 165 Likes
I’m not trying to start drama with anyone but I’m thinking that maybe one or two of you all didn’t Like it